Brandon: "BROOOO, you seen Ashley?? She fiiiine!"
Gabriel: "The lesbian? ANOTHER ONE???"
Jason: "Bro we talked about this."
Gabriel: "The lesbian? ANOTHER ONE???"
Jason: "Bro we talked about this."
by 8487 September 2, 2022
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. He is fearless, and will do anything sensible, but he knows when to stop. Brandon has beautiful eyes and amazing personalities. his attitude is usually funny, very funny. but hes smart too, just doesn't show it very much. Brandon tries hard at everything he does. he's courageous, strong, and beautiful all in one. he is the most amazing thing on earth.
by broken.brandon October 25, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is a loving, caring, and nice person. A Brandon normally has a Afro, a weird smile, and is light skin. But don’t let that fool you because Brandon is the most sexy/cute boy you will ever meet.
by Brandon Thompson November 10, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. 
Brandon is an extremely gorgeous guy. However, he will break up with you for absolutely no reason. Brandon then will flirt and stare at you and constantly try to get your attention. He likes to pretend you guys are still dating but tells everybody he doesn’t still have feelings for you. Brandon is an utter dick who is full of himself and thinks he can treat others like shit. He will go from being a great boyfriend and making you feel like you’re the only girl in the world to constantly giving you mixed signals. Brandon’s are complete assholes.
“Oh look it’s Brandon, what a dick”
by hdlhflhx January 15, 2023
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon's are super funny and sweet and always know how to make you smile. They are a little shy when you first meet them, but once they warm up to you, they will show you they're crazy side. They are pretty short and sometimes insecure, but they really don't have anything to be insecure about. Their fun personality brings out the best parts in other people, and they do they're best to make you feel as comfortable as possible. They make wonderful boyfriends or husband's, and if you manage to get one to trust you, never let them go.
by Kiwi_Gyp_143 March 31, 2021
Get the Brandonmug. a duche bag. a stupid ass. one who cheats on his girlfriend with ugly ass girls. cunt. a liar. master minipulator. can talk his way out of anything. a guys who goes around from girl to girl.player/ sluttly man. emo . dick.
dont belive a thing brandon says
dont belive a thing brandon says
brandon: i want to be more than friends with you... we have known each other so long and together almost every day. I love you.
girl: i love you too. :)
girl leaves for a weekend....comes back.... brandon has a girlfriend now who is not that girl!!!
girl: what happened?? to us?? to me and you ? i leave for one weekend and you have a girlfriend???
brandon: i dont wanna fight. i dont even know how i hooked uop with this girl....i really do love you...i'm so so sorry.
brandon doesnt break up with her for about a week... and expects the girl to right back in his arms.... she's not.
so he goes around and plays other girl.
brandon and girl HATE each other!!!!
girl: i love you too. :)
girl leaves for a weekend....comes back.... brandon has a girlfriend now who is not that girl!!!
girl: what happened?? to us?? to me and you ? i leave for one weekend and you have a girlfriend???
brandon: i dont wanna fight. i dont even know how i hooked uop with this girl....i really do love you...i'm so so sorry.
brandon doesnt break up with her for about a week... and expects the girl to right back in his arms.... she's not.
so he goes around and plays other girl.
brandon and girl HATE each other!!!!
by baby h October 20, 2008
Get the brandonmug.