by dahdhfhzdhs October 21, 2021
An Uneducated person who acts like a primal being of the inferior creatures from the 3rd world. Usually descending from the negroid people of Africa.
“Hey you see you that kid over there who listens to NBA Youngboy and talks like he is dyslexic” - jack
“Yeah jack, He is a Hood Ape. He is always trying to show off his cultures inferior wealth and intelligence as if it’s an accomplishment” - johnny
“Yeah jack, He is a Hood Ape. He is always trying to show off his cultures inferior wealth and intelligence as if it’s an accomplishment” - johnny
by Warcock October 13, 2022
by Badger McBadgerson February 28, 2019
A terrible disease infecting all high school juniors taking Advanced Placement Language/Composition, or commonly known as APLANG/APLANC/AP English. This rendition comes in many forms, such as:
Type A A-Plague: Having so much work from this class mixed with extra-curriculars and other AP classes to the point that you just don't care and can't muster yourself to do homework.
Type B A-Plague: Being able to care for and only for AP Lang.
Type C A-Plague: Turning into a raged demonic zombie who seeks to chase and kill all souls not enrolled in AP Lang.
Type A A-Plague: Having so much work from this class mixed with extra-curriculars and other AP classes to the point that you just don't care and can't muster yourself to do homework.
Type B A-Plague: Being able to care for and only for AP Lang.
Type C A-Plague: Turning into a raged demonic zombie who seeks to chase and kill all souls not enrolled in AP Lang.
Example 1:
Samantha: John, may I copy your dialectical journals and rhetorical analysis for AP Language/Comp?
John: No, I have the AP Plague.
Samantha: >.<
Example 2:
Cody: Let's go play football at the park this weekend and go to this concert!
John: No, I have the A-Plague, I have a timed essay monday, a 3,000 word satire essay due, watch recordings of The Colbert Report to analyze, and annotations for the first half of To Kill A Mockingbird. Then, I have to study for my APUSH test and read all the chapters. Then a physics lab report. Then a mountain of Calc homework. Then economics and spanish tests to study for.
Cody: Your a fucking loser dude.
Example 3:
Jamal: John, are you okay?!?!?
John: "proceeds to bite and devour jamal, the non-AP student"
Samantha: John, may I copy your dialectical journals and rhetorical analysis for AP Language/Comp?
John: No, I have the AP Plague.
Samantha: >.<
Example 2:
Cody: Let's go play football at the park this weekend and go to this concert!
John: No, I have the A-Plague, I have a timed essay monday, a 3,000 word satire essay due, watch recordings of The Colbert Report to analyze, and annotations for the first half of To Kill A Mockingbird. Then, I have to study for my APUSH test and read all the chapters. Then a physics lab report. Then a mountain of Calc homework. Then economics and spanish tests to study for.
Cody: Your a fucking loser dude.
Example 3:
Jamal: John, are you okay?!?!?
John: "proceeds to bite and devour jamal, the non-AP student"
by jewfro_ballin_dude September 06, 2011
to go ape- shit is to go completely crazy, to give up on any logical way to solve a problem and resort to violence.
by H.V May 22, 2009
A 1967 film by 20th Century Fox Starring Charlton Heston, Roddy McDowall, and Kim Hunter. This movie was a legendary science fiction film where apes rule over men. This movie won an Honary Academy Award for Outstanding Make-up Achievement. The movie made 4 sequels, 2 TV series and a whole bunch of contrerversy.
have you seen Planet of the Apes?
Ya the one where Apes can talk but humans cant.
Ya that movie had pretty cool make-up didnt it?
Ya it won a record for costing so much money for make-up.
Ya the one where Apes can talk but humans cant.
Ya that movie had pretty cool make-up didnt it?
Ya it won a record for costing so much money for make-up.
by The Blac God of death June 23, 2004
is a student that barely appears in most of their classses, turn in all the homework late, get a cool shirt in the middle of the year, and somehow manage to pass all their classes with nothing lower than a B+
Xavier: oh man I really have to start on that summer reading project.
Andrew: wasn't it due like, yesterday?
Xavier: yeah
Andrew: You're such an AP Student. btw, what did you get in your AP tests.
Xavier: Straight 5's
Andrew: I hate you.
Andrew: wasn't it due like, yesterday?
Xavier: yeah
Andrew: You're such an AP Student. btw, what did you get in your AP tests.
Xavier: Straight 5's
Andrew: I hate you.
by pit chik August 23, 2005