When the person you just penetrated is in an unconscious state you grab the condom you were just using and squeeze out the jizz that remained, and then mess around with their hair so when they wake up theres dried out cum all over their head and it looks like a hairnet. (Works best on brunettes)
by Elperuvianstallion August 23, 2011
Get the Alaskan Hairnetmug. The alaskan pipeline is where you take a crap, freeze it, and then put the turd up a girl like a dildo.
by Napoaleon November 9, 2007
Get the alaskan pipelinemug. When you poop into a tube sock. Then as your fucking a girl from behind you slap her on the ass and back with it.
by funny white girl March 3, 2009
Get the Alaskan Bullwhipmug. The Alaskan octopussy is when the man takes everyone of his arms, legs, penis,head,etc. and shoves them all in to the pussy creating the octopussy
by iTz ThE SuPaMaN February 21, 2009
Get the alaskan octopussymug. when two lovers are having sexual intercourse, the male cums inside of a condom. Then takes it and puts it in the freezer. Then, the next morning, he takes it out and wakes the female up with it by slapping her across the face with the frozen jizzum condom
Susie: What's that mark on your face from jill?
Jill: I got an Alaskan Umbrella this morning.
Susie: Jon's is such a great boyfriend.
Jill: Word.
Jill: I got an Alaskan Umbrella this morning.
Susie: Jon's is such a great boyfriend.
Jill: Word.
by 3 Losers March 24, 2009
Get the Alaskan Umbrellamug. by Perversion Conversion February 21, 2012
Get the Alaskan Firedragonmug. Sarah Palin's former nickname on the basketball court. Derived from the fact that she hosted wild, out-of-control home orgies at the time.
"Next quarter plant yourself in front of the net, Alaskan Thunderfuck!" - as stated on the b-ball court
"Don't be hoggin' the ball(s), A.T." - as stated at both the orgies and the b-ball games
"Don't be hoggin' the ball(s), A.T." - as stated at both the orgies and the b-ball games
by XF42 August 6, 2009
Get the Alaskan Thunderfuckmug.