sweater puppies

A young woman's delightfully shaped firm round lovely breasts.

Hannah Montanna has a cute pair of sweater puppies!

by hanksbeer October 14, 2008

Sweater Vest

An article of clothing that is looked upon as gay, lame, or very unfashionable. Usually worn by a certain classmate in Technological Studies Class.

HEY everyone look its sweater vest, and she cant get through a door!

by Gman33 April 28, 2009

Sweater Monkey

a word that originated in Pequannock, New Jersey, that has no real meaning.

A sweater monkey is not an insult, nor is it something to be proud about. It is a great way to annoy your friends though. Continuously call them a sweater monkey throughout the day and they will probably get angry, which is usually funny.

They WILL ask what it is, and you're response is,"YOU! you are a sewater monkey."

Rachel, you are a sweater monkey!

by LizzieFresh November 23, 2007

sweater meat

large nice shapped tits, that are soft to the touch. built for speed and comfort.

Wow John look at that womans sweater meat!

tits, funbags, bazungas, boobs, knockers, cans, chassis, honkers,

by deeez nuttzzzz October 7, 2006

sweater sausages

Boobs. Lung protectors, jello molds, double lattes, bald commuters, mre's, whoopie cushions, frontal lobes, juggies, ....

Q: 2nd funniest name for boobs?
A: Sweater sausages

by vk31337 May 3, 2011

Turtleneck Sweater

1.A Circumstance where a person accidently leaves his fly unzipped and with wearing the right boxers had his dick poke through exposing it.
2.A Fashionable sweater made popular during the 80's into the 90's.

I was in the restroom at the mall the other day and forgot to zip up my fly when I was finished. I had no idea that I was sporting a turtleneck sweater until about after a group of women started smiling at me and pointing towards my crotch.

by jaymoz June 19, 2014

Grandmas Sweater

When an elderly woman's cleavage has sagged to the point where it can be wrapped around a persons body like a sweater.

John: Jesus christ it's freezing out here, it's like minus five out here
Tim: Well looks like you're gonna need grandmas sweater this winter
John: OH DUDE NOOO, THAT'S JUST MESSED UP!!!

by Chunky Munkayy December 29, 2012