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Spring Break

A massive flood of raging hormones all concentrated to an area the size of a single human cell, so explosive and compact, only alcohol and sex can release this immense preassure, resulting in stampedes to Mexico, Florida, and Intercourse, Pennsylvania.

This is where stories of Bro Rape, Hot Lesbian realities, wet T-shirt contests, etc.
Raging Hormone: "I'm so fuckin pumped, i think i'm going to fuck the first thing that walks through the door."

Raging Hormone 2: "NO!, keep the juggernaut locked up, wait until Spring Break... Intercourse, Pennsylvania isn't going to know what hit them."
by 556677NK March 10, 2010
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chocolate suprise

While you are fingering a girl with you're index finger and big finger, you quickly spit/salivate on her but hole and casually slip your pinky finger in.
Steve was getting it on with his girlfriend and he gave her the chocolate suprise.
by Mike Reilly March 18, 2005
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Oreo Mint Suprise

A sexual manuver for revenge. It works best while the person being penitrated is blind-folded and being done from behind. While you are pounding away at them get a handful of icy-hot or visk vapor rub, then pull out, slather you cock with it and then shove it in one hard push into their ass.
I gave her an Oreo Mint Suprise last night, thats what she gets for raking me.
by 51|\| August 9, 2006
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supriya

Is a wonderful person! And i wuv her
Oh Su is the best!
by KjL August 22, 2003
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goldfish suprise

when you fuck a girl in the ass so much you can fit a goldfish in there, then you fill her up with water and do it.
guy 1: dude i totally love giving goldfish suprises
guy 2: i love getting them
guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
by jon and kate and whore May 22, 2009
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Suprise Adoption

1: Hey did you hear that some kid got suprisingly adopted?
2: No way what!
3: Yeah the cops went looking for him and everything!
2: Yoooo haha to be honest I wish I was suprise adopted...
1: Tf i was thinking the same thing!
3: Ok what.
4: Huh wassup? Whatchyall talkin bout?

Suprise adoption is really just kidnapping
by SnigSnogNoDong October 16, 2019
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suprit

A really awesome guy. loyal, handsome, intelligent, helping nature and very smart. Once u have a suprit, keep him. He is one of a kind.
It has information about suprit whereas my name is suprit and this is the real meaning of suprit apart from me.
by Suprit irkal: the king November 24, 2021
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