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mayonnaise sundae

Sexual dessert.

Post-ejaculation into the anus, the partner's asshole is licked and spat into. Afterwards that partner squats over a waffle cone (or a dinner bowl or plate if no cone is available) and deficates the mixture of semen, fecal matter and saliva. Typically a brown and white swirled mixture.

May also include a little red.

Should be eaten after intercourse while still warm.

Believed to be bring good luck in one's sexual experiences.
My last booty call made me a mayonnaise sundae so I'm expecting a good time in the club this weekend!
by Sunnaise December 11, 2016
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sundae musher

A variation on the chocolate sundae in which someone shits on another person's chest, ejaculates on top of it, then smears it around the person's chest and genitalia.
"Yeah, she's into some really weird shit... Last night I gave her a sundae musher and she spooned it off and ate the whole damn thing."
by The Fifth Floor January 29, 2009
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Hot fudge Sundae

When someone passes out at a party. They are 1st shat on,
then someone or someone's feltches cum onto them. Finally for the piece de resistance, find a woman on her period so she can drop a blood clot on them
Were you at the party Saturday night? Poor Wade passed out and they gave him a hot fudge sundae. Picture are online and everything. He'll never live it down.
by Cloudybro May 18, 2025
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Jelly sundae

A jelly sundae is when you and your friends book a night at a motel in Manhattan with a bath tub and proceed to fill the bathtub with smucker’s sugar free blueberry jelly in the bathtub to the brim and then have a 5 7/12 hour long orgy session in the bathtub no matter the gender , religion or race . This can be used as a group punishment.
“Hey jarred you down to have a jelly sundae with the boys later ? I will provide the jelly”
Or
Red team loses to blue team by 3 point , they are given the forfeit of a jelly sundae
by Cocksuckerpaul330 January 2, 2022
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hot ass sundae

The very definition of Sony and it's customer service.
I'd say contact Sony Support but Sony's customer service is nothing but a hot ass sundae.
by SilverFangedRat May 15, 2021
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Two dollar turtle sundae

When two individuals otherwise unknown to each other hook up via a Facebook comment feed and later meet to get their nuts fudgey.
I never knew what I was missing until I has a two dollar turtle sundae.
by Please and thank you November 10, 2017
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