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Summer Onions

A set of saggy, dangly, sweaty balls/testicles. Primarily due to heat.

They are the opposite of Winter Onions which are a set of balls that are shriveled in a taut scrotum. Primarily due to the cold.
I was just scratching my summer Onions and now my fingers smell like pickled onions and sour cheese.
by Eaton Holgoode May 23, 2018
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summer brauch

the most loyal friend you will ever have, if you leave her, she is going to move on from your life because she will only stick with the people that actually care for her. She is beautiful, hilarious, goofy, but insecure, she doesn’t think high about her self and truly does not think she is all that great, but she is! No matter what she is doing or where she is, if a friend needs help she will help them, no matter what. If you’re not friends with Summer Brauch, I feel bad for you. (The Summer Brauch that goes to NBMS)
by newell barney definitions November 4, 2019
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beginless summer

(noun) a summer characterized by unusually cold temperatures and high levels of precipitation. See also: Portland, Oregon 2010
by KCPDX June 13, 2010
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single summer

A school relationship that last until the very last day of school then ends because everyone knows relationships dont stand a chance over the summer.
Michael had to dump his girlfriend he had since August 1 on the last day of school for her own good. Hes going to have a single summer.
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck May 15, 2010
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the rocket summer

A primary source of happiness to the soul. Bryce Avary has a way with words.
The Rocket Summer- So Much Love: "My soul has never had this feeling and it feels like gold"
by trsfam August 19, 2008
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summer ham

Tyrone really enjoyed the summer ham he grew in his back yard.
by Fe Maiden July 14, 2009
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the rocket summer

The solo career works of Byrce Avery, a young kid from Texas with a great voice
You know I'm at a all time low, so heres a song so you won't go.
by marxvsmith September 18, 2004
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