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Today the stress beat me in discus
by Rema laker May 2, 2022
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eggy stress

Noun - The overwhelming stress that one feels after something eggy happens. Something "eggy" could be being cheated on or going to wipe your bum but realising that there's no toilet roll in the house. The stress you feel from "eggy stress" could be compared to how you would feel if your balls were impaled with a keyring or if a fly landed on your eye and at that moment you blinked - smashing the fly all over your eyeball and permanently blinding you

The first use of the word originated in South England during the early 80's and has frequently been used then on. The phrase declined in popularity since the 2010's however is again on the rise.
Ethan: you, my boy Dextar slept with my gyal
Nathan: Wow, Ethan, can't believe he would do that. How are you feeling?
Ethan: mate, just so much eggy stress right now
by Flashyterror April 2, 2023
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The anxiety you experience after watching the Oscars and feeling like you have to watch all those movies.
Heather: What are you up to this weekend?
Sarah: Well I'm experiencing some major POSS (Post-Oscar Stress Syndrome) so I'm renting the Hurt Locker and Crazy Heart.
by Cat Killa' March 9, 2010
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Rule of straws

When playing "seven, eleven or doubles" one cannot start rolling the dice until the person touches or has mouth on the straw in their drink.
Rule of straws is if Lauren rolled a seven she cannot start to roll the dice until Courtney touches or starts to drink from the straw in her cup.
by Drinkmaster95 November 15, 2013
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Pre-cinematic stress disorder

Knowing you'll end your favorite tv show soon.
I am totally experiencing pre-cinematic stress disorder. I'm only 5 episodes away from ending Breaking Bad!
by Mendeldependeliscool June 7, 2014
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Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin)

KU-ull-R-anch-DR-ess-in
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Noun
1. A hot and psychotic sauce of pretty tiedup chillies, guitar licks and JD whiskey, often served as a chaser to Nightrain wine.
2. A popular hangout for double-talking jive dancers/speakers.

Adj.
1. A feeling of euphoric nostalgia, best expressed by shouting at the opening night of a tour for the band you have not seen together since your youth...
2. A popular description of double talking jive dancers/movers when they are travelling too, actually within or retiring from their venue of the same name
"Hey JuJuHibe, I was just sniffing your rank subjugation and it was Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin), so smoke 'em if you got 'em, alright, that sucked."

".....I'm Serious...... But Check It Out..... Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin..."

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***** very famously used as the opening chant to bring the famous band GnFnRs on stage at Melbourne Cricket Ground 14/02/2017 in the following format:

Call: CoolRanchDressin!
Resp: Let me Hear it now
Call: CoolRanchDressin!
Resp: Oh Yeah!
Call: CoolRanchDressin!
...... Ad Lib Till Fade........
by EmonkEmonkE December 29, 2016
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Trump Traumatic Stress Disorder

A very severe mental disorder that has occurred to super Trump supporters after he lost the election. It is unclear at this time if it is curable or it is life long. There are countless number of people that are already showing signs of the symptoms of the disorder. Common symptoms are:

• Having flash back scenes of when news channels started showing projection of "Bidden has Won".

• Feeling that there was immense voter fraud in the 2020 Presidential Election even when there was none.

• Believing in Trump even after he leaves office.

• Believing that Trump is on his second term when Biden is in office.

• Screaming your head of in support for Trump, like an idiot, in front of an Board of Elections office.

• Hurling abuses at every Democrat you meet.
*Somewhere in Arizona. *

Person 1: Why are those folks across the street outside of the Board of Elections office screaming count the vote? The election ended like a month ago, and all the votes have already been counted.

Person 2: Oh those poor folks. They are suffering from Trump Traumatic Stress Disorder, also known as TTSD.

Person 1: That indeed is sad.
by MST3K I like November 26, 2020
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