Strangers

Back in Spring 1979 when Boeing's B-52 OAS (Offensive Avionics Systems) was in Phase 1 there were plenty of new hires, most of which did not know each other. Management decided we needed to know who the other people were in all of the other groups. Sure we could have informal meetings here at work but that would just be another thing we would have to attend keeping us from getting the job done. A few of us got together and said we would form a softball league that would allow employees to meet in an informal setting away from work where we could get to know one another.

We called it a Picnic League. The idea was for us to bring our families out, have a picnic, play some softball and enjoy ourselves while we got to know our fellow employees. The teams originally were made up of members of your own group or organization; such as Software, Materiel, Test, Systems Engineering, etc. The rule was you had to be either in that organization or you were a family member of someone in that org.

The first year was a success. The Air Force customer even got a team together to play against us.

As time went along, more and more people wanted to play in our league, it was just too fun. When this happened the rules were laxed and groups of people from different organization joined together to form teams. At one point we had so many teams we had two leagues, playoffs and championship games.

Then things got serious. Some players forgot this was a fun league and rivalries exploded. The league fell apart and almost came to an end. A few of us old timers said we wanted to keep playing but only for fun. Just the excuse we needed to get interns involved.

So we put together a few teams, got the sponsors to drag the interns out, bought a few cases of beer and the rest is history.

by Filbert March 27, 2005

creepy stranger

It is when you sit on your hand and wait until it becomes numb. Then you use that same hand to jerk off with.

Wendalynn needed another man's touch but instead resorted to a creepy stranger.

by Viet Phan December 13, 2008

foreign stranger

The act of sitting on your (non dominant hand) until it goes numb then performing the act of masturbation. But not just normal masturbation.

After your hand goes numb you then take your hand and masturbate reverse. Having your thumb facing the base of your member rather than the head. You can also perform while sitting and having your hand reach under a raised leg.

So you've tried the stranger, now try a stranger that speaks a foreign language.

Your foreign stranger will be a backwards, numb, reversed, pleasure only achieved from abroad.

So you want your thumb facing the base of your member rather than the head.

by The Bicycle September 13, 2009

hot stranger

When a man warms up a towel and masturbates with his off hand.

After a frustrating evening of gaming Henry gave himself a hot stranger.

by Salty Patch Kid March 28, 2015

japanese stranger

When your toilet paper fails during the act of wiping resulting in unexpected ass touching with ones finger.

That toilet paper at work is so cheap I had an encounter with a Japanese Stranger.

by TickleFanny November 1, 2017

The stranger thing

When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then you turn on Netflix and get into an upside down position and jerk off into your own mouth.

Guy: you've done the stranger.. but have you ever done the stranger thing??

Guy2: the upside down? ONLY ELEVEN TIMES SINCE LAST NIGHT

Guy: Netflix and chili corn dogs coated in the Duffer brothers emissions

by DonkeyKong Kroger FX January 5, 2018

kind stranger

the humble bringer of edit, the bearer of reddit gold

thanks for the reddit gold kind stranger

by hairy nipple69 December 12, 2019