My first and ONLY Starbucks experience:
Me: I got a coffee from Starbucks the other day, and then I had to be admitted to the hospital to get that battery acid pumped out of my stomach.
My friend who had never been cursed into having a Starbucks coffee before: Why the fuck did you drink it then if it tasted like that?
Me: Because I thought it was fucking supposed to taste like that. I always heard that it was STRONG.
Her: Hahahahaahahaha!
Me: *punches her in the face then continues groaning about aching stomach*
Me: I got a coffee from Starbucks the other day, and then I had to be admitted to the hospital to get that battery acid pumped out of my stomach.
My friend who had never been cursed into having a Starbucks coffee before: Why the fuck did you drink it then if it tasted like that?
Me: Because I thought it was fucking supposed to taste like that. I always heard that it was STRONG.
Her: Hahahahaahahaha!
Me: *punches her in the face then continues groaning about aching stomach*
by SexYes November 2, 2007
Get the starbucks mug.when they spell your name wrong at Starbucks, so you just accept it and go by it forever. Also to keep your identity a secret you don't use your credit card because then you might be accused of identity theft.
Starbucks barista: and your name is?
You: Hannah
(minutes later)
Starbucks barista: passion iced tea for Kiana!
(you thought they said your name when infact they said your Starbucks Name. You take the drink, and the fact that you mumble your name)
You: Hannah
(minutes later)
Starbucks barista: passion iced tea for Kiana!
(you thought they said your name when infact they said your Starbucks Name. You take the drink, and the fact that you mumble your name)
by sunshineyday February 5, 2010
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The only coffee shop (I know of at least) where the tall is a small and the short is an extra large. You also have to speak what I call "Starbucks" to order anything fancy there. Sheesh.
Barista: "Welcome to Starbucks"
Customer: "I'll have a grande caramel latte with ice and an expresso shot please."
Barista: "Would you like whipped cream or caramel sauce on that?"
Customer: "No thanks, but I'll also get one of your venti Mocha frappachino iced coffees!"
Customer: "I'll have a grande caramel latte with ice and an expresso shot please."
Barista: "Would you like whipped cream or caramel sauce on that?"
Customer: "No thanks, but I'll also get one of your venti Mocha frappachino iced coffees!"
by bonjourno August 4, 2007
Get the starbucks mug.a really good coffee shop where they starve all the kids in africa to make them work under-paid every day
but we love it to the core anyway!
but we love it to the core anyway!
"lets go to starbucks and order a tall, skinny, hazelnut caffe latte with no added sugar, and expresso shot and no cream. because its blates the best drink that they do!"
"ok"
"ok"
by LucyInTheSkyWithDiamonds April 27, 2008
Get the starbucks mug.*A meeting place adored by many.
*A place were great things happen
*The perfect caramel macchiato
*A retreat for cool people
*A place to get a status in the world
*A place to be cool!
*A place were great things happen
*The perfect caramel macchiato
*A retreat for cool people
*A place to get a status in the world
*A place to be cool!
S: 'You want a social life?'
P:'Yeah, blad, let's go starbucks'
K:'yeah, den we'd be well cool'
THEY ARE NOW FAMOUS FOR BEING COOL!!
P:'Yeah, blad, let's go starbucks'
K:'yeah, den we'd be well cool'
THEY ARE NOW FAMOUS FOR BEING COOL!!
by The height of coolness September 13, 2007
Get the starbucks mug.The ninja coffee, normally associated with the assassination of presidents. Codename: IcedCoffee. Dark_LUEshi was the first to be victim of the iced coffee when a nigger stole his television and threw broken dvd disks at him to distract him. One stuck in his dick and he bled out next to his gay partner RyeZing, who was still sleeping.
by Niclykoz May 13, 2008
Get the Starbucks Ninja mug.Starbucks people: Stupid yuppies, college people, members of bands who think they're the shit but will never actually make it out of their garage with their music, as well as other people who think it's cool to hang out a t Starbucks and be be social degenerates without realizing it.
1. Lets go throw hot coffee on some Starbucksters on our way to Wal Mart.
2. "Starbucks coffee is pretty good but I never go there because I'm afraid I'll kill all the Starbucksters... and i don't want to go to jail. 1 million dead Strabucksters isn't worth a lifetime in prison".
2. "Starbucks coffee is pretty good but I never go there because I'm afraid I'll kill all the Starbucksters... and i don't want to go to jail. 1 million dead Strabucksters isn't worth a lifetime in prison".
by Jackette55 November 30, 2009
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