stoke city

stoke city a great football team !!

stoke city got promotion to the premier league in 2008 season

by scotty boy !!! June 28, 2008

Stoker

A MEM (Marine Engineering Mechanic) in the Royal Navy. Also known as Bilge Rats and Spanner Wankers. Usually recognised by the greasy blue overalls and wearing a pair of ear defenders around their necks.

Wiggy: There's smoke coming out of the engine room.
Slinger: Call the Chief Stoker, he's on duty tonight.

by Mr Rusher August 21, 2007

Stoke-on-Trent

City in central England that is home to the most violent and hardened football fans in the country. Everyone that comes to Stoke should cower in fear. Officially the worst city in England and in the worst county Staffordshire. Anyone who doesn't like the place can fuck off back up their arseholes where they crawled out of and give up on being a stuck up cunt. Oh Stoke-On-Trent, is wonderful, Oh Stoke-On-Trent is WONDERFUL.
P.S. And its home to the Staffordshire Oatcake!!!! The most delightful snack available!!!!

'Ay up Duck'

'Fancy an Oatcake?'

'Aye Duck'

by Up The Potters March 28, 2005

Rolling Stones

The badass version of The Beatles.

If you like the Beatles, then you'll love The Rolling Stones.

by ColTim August 4, 2004

stones

Verb

1) Narcotics in small pill form (Variation of "Rocks"

2) Valuable gems or jewlery which is encrusted with valuable gems, normally used in conjuction with the terms "Lift" or "Jack"

That bitch shorted me a stone!

When the clerk turns his back, you club him, and I'll jack the stones

by Paraphrase February 27, 2004

Georgia Guide Stones

A creepy pile of rocks.

Yo that creepy girl must have spawned from the Georgia Guide Stones.

by Swisp September 22, 2009

stokesism

Similar to a witisism but much funnier, will often be innuendo or smutty. Will make a member of the opposite sex find you instantly attractive. A successful stokesism guarentees sex.

Man: hey, is he having sex with my wife?
Man2: yeah, he used a stokesism
Man: FUCK!

by cpt adam November 25, 2007