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Simpy

Simpy, an adjective to describe an emotionally well-rounded man who is confident and forthcoming in vocalising his romantic interest and intent. Something of a love language, simpy behaviour is akin to words of affirmation; a simpy style of communication builds secure relationships and makes for compassionate love. Often misused and misconstrued, simpy behaviour is wholly desirable and a positive quality to possess.
Watch me put a ring on that simpy legend.
by Soffington October 16, 2025
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Hairy Stimpleton

The act of shaving off your Butthole-Net and then ejaculating onto it. After that you find your prey and stick this hairy-cum-glue to their face in such a way that it creates an authentic biker beard. Although this is very humorous it might get you called names like Jizz guzzeling rectal wart or donkey raping shit eater.
I was wondering what my best friend would look like with a beard so I got him drunk one night and gave him a Hairy Stimpleton.
by XbigpenismanX June 17, 2011
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stevie stimpson

A guy who is kind to girls and makes them feel like they are something special, Stevie Stimpson is a person that is great to talk to and is especially nice to girls. He/she fights for friends and isn't scared of getting into brawls or fights. He/she packs a punch and if it's a man usually has a big penis.
Wow, Stevie Stimpson could fuck him up.
by Qjsv August 3, 2016
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Sam "Stumpy" Shoemake

man: hey look it's sam "stumpy" shoemake.

woman: oh yeah, he's one hell of a fat monkey cousin fucker
by Timmy the Retard September 12, 2022
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ms stimmy

dumping your stimmy check into cypto and making off with a transsexual
by connierobinsonkc November 30, 2023
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Li'l Stumpy

A short man (or woman)
Not a tall person
Hey see that guy over there? I was towering over the Li'l Stumpy
by Alyssa494 August 28, 2009
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pimpin n stimpin

something that is gaf (gangster af)
"wow look at that dog wearing the shades he's pimpin n stimpin"
by moo98 September 1, 2017
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