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a branch stewart

a type of person who heavily enjoys the video game hollow knight and will do everything in their power to make you play it.
"God you wont stop talking about hollow knight your being a branch stewart"
by fakesongofsilk January 3, 2024
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Kristen Stewart

An overrated and mediocre actress, while her recent movie such as Spencer that came out recently was somehow acclaimed by critics for her portrayal of Princess Diana, her other films such as Twilight just boring and lifeless (or not terrible). Moreover, she tries to be superior than any other actress, claiming she wants to best actress in the world, and yet failed to do so. She isn't closed enough to the top actress such as Charlize Theron, Emily Blunt, Emma Watson, or etc. Plus, she is a spoiled brat, PERIOD.

The best way to scare the crap out of her is to bring horses whenever you see her, as she had an Equinophobia, the fear of horses. To end this definition, she is a hypocrite, she claims that other actress are not beautiful and talentless, yet she herself show the exact opposite.
Kristen Stewart is a definition of hypocrisy and degenerate.
by The-dirtydancingdude November 22, 2021
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Natayla Stewart

she is cute, beautiful and she’s perfect if you leave her it will hurt so bad. but she is always there for you she’ll make you laugh and she’ll make you feel happy and comfortable with you. by. Chloe<3
Hey Natayla Stewart you are so cute and loving
by the white girl. November 28, 2021
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Landon Stewart

Slayed the pus as a wee lad. Now has no finger prints left. Thumbs salmon at the boat. On page 69 in Guinness book of world record for longest scotum hanging from tighty whiteys on the Columbia river. He once went black but now he’s back.
by Celibateandmarriedfuck December 8, 2022
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Martha Stewart

The person that has ruled the entire galaxy for the past decade.
Marvin Martian's Who Wants to be a Martianare

Marvin: Who has ruled the galaxy for the past decade?

Fudd: HUEGH the Omnipotent?

M: No

F: Refleb 967?

M: No

F: then the answer is C, Martha Stewart

M: Correct!
by Looney Tunes Trivia March 28, 2016
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Stewart

Stewart is the type of person who is lacking a few numbers on their IQ test. Their elevator doesn't quite go to the top floor. Like if they jumped from their ego to their IQ they would never stop falling. They are a few cards short of a full deck. Their light's on but nobody is home. They are one fry short of a happy meal.
Ok Stewart-pid. Now go be fruitful and fertilize with thyself.
by Pat_McGroin December 2, 2020
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