Stephen Hawking

Cocktail, of such potent voracity it is known to render the consumer slack faced, unable to enunciate and generally in need of personal one on one care.

Must be served in a traditional dimpled English 'Pint Pot'

The Stephen Hawking is a base of mixed spirits :- Whisky, Gin, Malibu, Vodka. To serve you must up-end three bottles of alcopops (Smirnof Mule, White Lightening, WKD etc.) into the pot and let them syphon out as you consume the lot through a pink straw.

You'll be no closer to being a brillant astro and theoretical physicist but in every other aspect you'll be indistinguishable from the great man himself.

He was shitfaced after just one Stephen Hawking.

One Stephen Hawking is enough to put a lesser man in a coma.

On balance, it would be a bad idea for the Stephen Hawking to have a Stephen Hawking

by Linnetfan November 4, 2011

Stephen

V. To be an all out try hard

He just Stephened the last set

by JMS August 19, 2016

Stephenhawking

The act of lying around and being so lazy that your body and neck get all contorted on bed or couch, and you drink with a straw just not to move your arms

Dude, I'm so lazy I'll spend the whole weekend stephenhawking on the couch!

by P_gm November 14, 2014

stephen woo

a persian mafia gangster who throws up circles in the air and smokes jeffreys without hands.

Dude, have you seen that Stephen WOO? hes such a stud muffin falsely accusing others of smoking.

by Falsely-accused818 October 27, 2011

Stephen's Law

If a nervous high school artist likes a girl, she will always have another suitor. This other suitor is most often a douche and will treat her poorly. While this Law makes for great art, it does not make for good times.

Steve: Hey, bro, you see that girl over there?

Bro: The blonde? Yeah.

Steve: I'm gonna ask her out!

Bro: I wouldn't. She's into Chad, the football star.

Steve: Fuckin' Stephen's Law, bro. Guess I'll go write a song about it.

by Savage Hunter December 26, 2011

Stephen Taft

a stephen taft has gorgeous blue eyes that you cant get enough of and a wonderful smile. he always knows how to make you laugh and make you smile. stephen tafts' usually have dirty blonde hair and play football or baseball. they will always make time for you and make sure you feel special. stephen tafts' are one of a kind and you should definatley keep them around if you find one

girl 1: i saw you were talking to stephen taft!
girl 2: yeaahh, hes a really sweet guy and hilarious
girl 1: you better keep him, hes special

by lulsidk November 12, 2013

stephany bianchessi

The most amazing girl ever nobody knows how amazing she is

Stephany bianchessi is amazing

by Sahhhh duude December 20, 2016