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spunk minge

A promiscuous woman's semen soiled vagina after being penetrated and abused by one or multiple penises.
Why the long face, Carol? " I finally took Jamal and the rest of the basketball team up for a study session and apparently no means yes, I have a serious case of spunk minge."

Hey Andrew, how was your date last night? "After an initial set back I eventually got her to agree to consensual sex. I left that filthy pig with spunk minge.

Hey Fox, should I take Susie out for a night on the town? " Hell no, Donald. Unless you are in the mood for a spunk minge sandwich. She's a real whore."
by Donald A. February 12, 2019
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spunk fart

An unexpected fart after engaging in anal intercourse that is followed up by a large flow of residual semen.
Is it me or does it smell like sausage and meatballs in here? "My bad, Tyrone put a real pounding on me after dinner. It was a juicy spunk fart.

Why are you running to the bathroom, Lisa? "I just dealt a rancid spunk fart and have 1 million of your unborn children running down the side of my leg, Jim."

Sloppy Susan is one spunk fart away from hypertension and an increased chance of heart disease.
by Donald A. February 13, 2019
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Spucking

So it's like spooning but you slow grind on her ass, while grabbing a titty and kissing the neck
Dude me and her were totally spucking last night
by Markzucherberg69 May 8, 2020
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Spunk gargle wee wee

A sub-genre of military first person shooter video games. They are usually incredibly linear with a shit ton of explosions.
Black Ops 3 is an example of spunk gargle wee wee
by Whoaoeiaiowowiw November 26, 2020
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Spunkbucks

A classic Chrismassy drink made with steamed spunky milk and two shots of espresso though you can customise it with different types of milk.
Tom: " Can I get an iced grande skinny spunkbucks vanilla latte please"

Kelly: " A tall hot chocolate spunkbucks with soy milk and no whip please. Thank you."
by Roseyrose21 December 22, 2022
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Currency Spunk

To spend your money on anything sexual
We went to Amsterdam and i spunked all of my currency the first night we got there

Theres so many prostitutes, lets just "Currency Spunk"
by OnOneAgain September 1, 2009
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Young spunker

Young gentlemen or boy who is full of vitality and youth
Steve Croft - What are you young spunkers doing tonight?
Robbie Walsh - Having a sesh you old spunker
by YoungSpunker69 April 3, 2019
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