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Sponge Knee

When one of the knees gives way temporarily whilst walking causing a person to dip halfway to the ground before re-gaining control - therefore looking like a complete tit to any onlookers.
Ha Ha Ha, John just got sponge knee, Ha Ha Ha.
by Wood Knee January 13, 2008
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Sponge Theory

Spongebob’s sponge theory is a theory which we absorb ideas like a sponge, and where some slip through the holes and others are squeezed out of us in every day life, like a sponge.
Barthes semiotic analysis theory ain’t got shit on spongebobs sponge theory
by trappergirl6o May 15, 2023
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bum sponging

Being a leech and soaking up all of someone else's resources.
"You be bum sponging off my whole family"
by BumSponger1 May 15, 2014
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sponge finger

The act of trying to penetrate when flacid due to being absolutely wasted
"Ryan was trying to smash this bird after the pub but it didnt go well as his old boy was as much use as a sponge finger"
by Avix85 June 29, 2017
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Sploosh sponge

Somebody who's personality eradicates a sploosh in a woman. Typically, a super hot guy who has a terrible personality, and thus turns any randy woman into the Gobi desert.
Hes so hot but hes such a sploosh sponge.
by Coomercrap February 7, 2022
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dog sponge

When you scrub your dog on a hardwood floor to clean
Me: Mom we don't have anything to clean with. I guess I don't have to do it!
Mom: Don't be silly! Use the dog sponge
by Bradly3679 July 29, 2017
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Sponge bars

Sponge bars are yellow xanax bars typically pressed with 2mg of etizolam or alprazolam. people call them sponge bars cause they look like sponge bob
derrick: im faded off sponge bars
by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022
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