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Splooge

The reaction of a certain member of society who cannot control their male organs when questioned by a female.
"Whats your name?"

"OMG GRIMSBY COLLEGE *splooge pants*"
by Paul_m June 10, 2007
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yabba dabba splooge

Final words of Fred Flinstone before falling asleep after intercourse. (usually with Wilma)
Wilma; Oh Fred, not yet, I'm nearly there.
Fred; Yabba Dabba Splooge
by benthreethousand July 29, 2010
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sploosh

to eat a banana while holding your nose. From TV's "The Electric Company."
I can't sploosh. It takes too long.
by Frank Booth May 6, 2006
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Sploosh

A clear or white substance that can be projected from a male's penis at a high velocity. Sploosh starts out as a sperm in the testicles travels up the vas deferens and proceeds out the tip of the penis. This event can be highly pleasurable. Many women will fake an orgasm just to get a man to "sploosh".
"Yo dawg, Logan just totally splooshed Taylor"

"Man Billy wasn't so sure if he wanted to sploosh Erica"

"I saw a video online of a guy splooshing on a girls face...she liked it!"
by LR, BE, CA, BR, BH, TB May 9, 2008
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splooch

It's an all purpose word I found necessity to use that can have many various meanings, depending on how it's used. For instance, it's genetive formation and use in this case saw it usefully being used to express "something emergent".

And it can also have many many practical other uses, which you can interpret the meaning by the context by how it's used, as in the many following examples.
To Splooch or Not To Splooch.
He's one mean splooch.
Splooch, a very fine perfume.
Be careful where you put that splooch.
A most splooching evening.
Instant Splooch.
Splooch-by-splooch, the play went on...
He's been troubled by feelings of splooch lately.
The other day there was a gathering of splooch out back.
I'm just damn fedup with all the splooching around going on around here these days.
Splooched.
That is just the sploochingest thing I ever saw.
Hey Sploochy, pass me the salt...
You better have that looked at by a Sploochiologist real soon.
The Count of Sploochingdom will be attending the event.
She wore a most appropriate shade of splooch to the wedding.
Stop fiddling about with your splooch.
Splooches were breaking out all over the region disturbingly unabatingly.
Freedom-Sploochers.
Splooch-Up, Splooch-Down, Splooch-All-Around.
In the future legislation will be passed enabling the Splooch Enabling Act.
The Sploochiogram was most revealing.
Internet Splooch.
Newfy Screech, Pansy Splooch.
Stop splooching about with your fiddle.
I'm getting splooched by this splooch thing.
Canned Splooch.
Dear, there's some Sploochiologists at the door want to see you...
by William Whittingham August 17, 2004
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sploosh

1) Sound made by the "squid-game" on Windfall Island, in "The legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker". The guy makes the sound when you miss one of the squids (The sound of a cannonball hitting water-surface).

2) Thing to say, when you have absolutely nothing to say ("Splooosh!")
"Sploosh"
"Sploosh
"broeagh" (explosion sound)
by Framoes June 12, 2003
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Splooge

giz ( joy juice ) or ne thing that gets on you or on something
oh damn, i got splooge all over me! haha jeff blew his load on the table and its got splooge all over!
by abigail October 5, 2002
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