splutter

An intense jerkin' session which ends in extreme self pleasure.

Tugging you'r meat fast, which then ends in splutterness all over ur hand....and maybe you'r face.

avoid eye contact

by Barry April 21, 2004

splatterback

The unintentional remnants left on a toilet seat or toilet bowl after a particularly violent or bulky bowel movement.

Bert: "Better flush the toilet again Chuck; there's some splatterback."

Chuck: "I knew we shouldn't have gone to that taco stand."

by B December 6, 2004

green apple splatters of the mouth

saying ridiculous or awkward embarrassing things that have no context in the conversation.

Can also be described as conversation diarrhea or word vomiting.

That guy was so weird when he couldn't stop talking in that meeting. It was like he had green apple splatters of the mouth.

by mlo0224 April 15, 2010

Splutterage

(1) Diarrhea spluttering away in the toilet as it is "excreted". (2) After a night of heavy drinking, puke spluttering around in the toilet while being expelled from the body.

Britney Spears: Why the hell can't I get a guy to put his splutterage (definition 1) on my face while making love? I mean, I'm still sexy right?

by Trisaratops of the Metal Kids May 6, 2009

spatter paint

result/s of explosive diarrhea on and around a toilet -also, a type of elementary school art involving screen frames, paint, forms and toothbrushes -loose air-brushing

john was grumbling as he cleaned someones' spatter paint

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

slattern pattern

Tramp stamp of the 19th Century

"I am by no means assured of his regard and even were he to feel such a preference I think we should both be very foolish to assume that there would not be many obstacles to his marrying a woman of no rank who sports a slattern pattern."

- Sense & Sensibility, Jane Austen

by splinter9 November 4, 2011

Splatten and Chatten

When one is texting, facebooking, tweeting and/or responding to e-mails while sitting on the toilet.

I solved a lot of the world problems while I was splatten and chatten.

by Hawtex February 10, 2015