Spikeswept

A cross between the windswept and spiky or spiked hairstyles.

'Captain Robert' Robert Henning Brown of Abney Park is fmous for his spikeswept hairstyle.

by Sithstress October 30, 2010

battleground spike

As uncool as scene is, it's a hair style that kids who aren't even cool enough to be scene sport. It consists of poorly cut hair, that you probably did yourself. Some hair glue. You spike up like 10 strands of hair in the back, spray some hair glue on it, and you're good to go.

"ZOMG!!1one_028%%&*@&% did you see that girl's hair?"
"Yeah, she's rockin' the battleground spike"
"man, she's so scene!"

by JEWmander August 3, 2007

Gooche Spike

When your taking a leak at a urinal. Your gooche all of a sudden has a sharp pain as if a pointy spike is being shoved up there. usually happens if you've had a hernia

Guy at Urinal: AHHHhhh ouchhh that fucking hurts

His Friend: hey man whats wrong

G a U: Uhh mann i got that Gooche Spike

by Alaskanhybrid October 20, 2009

Shit Spike

Shit Spike is when somebody spikes someones food or drink with shit.

"OMMFG!!! THIS MEAT BALL NOODLE SOUP TASTES LIKE SHIT!!!"
"Haha!"
"Shit Spike?"
"yep."
"you ASSHOLE!"

by _MiO_ January 13, 2010

Spunk-spike

When you spike something that resembles spunk (like shampoo) with a load of semen out of dislike for the person who uses the spiked fluid, i.e. your ex-girlfriends hair-conditioner.

Hey Bro, I spunk-spiked my teachers yogurt the other day while I was in detention, he deserved it for being such an idiot...

by McDanni December 15, 2011

Broken Spokes

When aperson only enjoys having sex in their butt, eventually the sphincter will stretch out and quit snapping back. It starts to resemble a bicycle tire with broken spokes.

Kevin insisted on taking his boyfriend's 13" cock up his butt. Years of being the receiver had stretched out his sphincter, Everytime he farted it sounded like he was yawning. His boyfriend told him that he definitely had the worst case of "broken spokes" he had ever seen.

by Shucky Kunt February 14, 2019

Smikes

Another word for I have absolutely no idea.

Also, a substitute for the word 'smirks.' You can use this also just as smike, however, smikes sounds 10 times cooler than smike.

Rhyala: We'll find you someone to shave. *smikes*
Mark: SMIKES?
Emo: WTF IS SMIKES

by Oli ilO March 4, 2009