sparticus

random past geezer now manifested in ppl who think they're sparticus, especially me who now has no real name...... :s

i am sparticus!

by sparticus November 14, 2003

Spartan's Dozen

Anything equal to 300

I had to shell out a spartan's dozen on my new watch.

Tim lost a whole spartan's dozen cool points after his most recent faggotry.

by Smitty Joe January 18, 2008

Spartian

Spartian (spar-shen)

A cross breed of Martians a Spartans.

'"Are you mad?" No. I'm Spartian'

by Mr.Spartian January 28, 2008

spartan shocker

the pinky finger is put into the ass then 2 middle fingers are folded into the palm,after that the index finger is put into the vagina.then vigorously wiggle thumb while adding wrist action.

once my girl was warmed up I gave her the spartan shockerand history was maid.

by antous on topolots April 1, 2008

sertan

A wonderfull beautiful Guy , with a huge penis causing him many problems.
He is the one making his surrounding people faint of his beauty, but once he has an errection he is the one to faint.

"I want to feel Sertans dick inside of me but i would die because it is so big oMg DaAdY

by BiggestDickSucker June 28, 2017

Serty

When someone does something sexy and dirty at the same time

Oh that girl just scooped that chewy out of my mouth with her tongue while we were kissing that was serty

by Er1802 December 19, 2019

supermarket spartan

They are a very rare breed because people are generally loathe to be associated with Michigan State University. However, they do exist in small pockets of the state of Michigan, particularly in East Lansing and surrounding areas. These are "fans" who stoop to becoming spartan fans because they 1) could not get accepted to the University of Michigan; 2) do not know what the color "maize" is and goes with the easier green and white; or 3) think they are rooting for the Trojans because of the image on the football helmets. They outfit themselves with Spartan paraphernalia bought at their workplace, the supermarket.

A "supermarket spartan" can be identified by the following:

"I'm the bagger of the week, so I got me this cool spartans keychain!"

"I like to show off my team's colors - my teeth are naturally green and white!"

"Michigan sucks cuz I couldn't get in."

Camouflage pants and a green MSU t-shirt

Brand new MSU hat that has been rubbed in the dirt and run over in a pickup truck to make it appear as if the hat is years old.

Round chewing tobacco canister in the back pocket.

Home address includes model of the trailer home.

by sec fan October 5, 2005