i am way to sober for this shit right now

It means that the person can’t even deal with this right now, come get them when there drunk or something.

Friends being annoying, me “ I am way to sober for this shit right now.”

by Cosmog March 2, 2021

Vermont sober

When a person doesn't consume alcohol but consumes other party drugs.

"I heard that new guy doesn't drink and only does drugs like LSD, shrooms and molly."

"Yeah, he's Vermont sober!"

by Jb7ao7 February 13, 2023

Indiana Sober

Indiana Sober is huffing nitrous oxide and listening to John Cougar Mellancamp on repeat

We've lost him. He's been Indiana Sober for years and he ain't changing.

by Lombard King October 10, 2025

Nebraska Sober

One who is sober from all drugs and alcohol except for cocaine

Yeah my buddy Lewis went Nebraska sober last week. He hasn’t slept once. Great kid and an even better family.

by GKBFWL November 6, 2025

Buffalo Sober

When you quit hard drugs and weed , but still maintain a constant buzz from booze.

Trevor: I'll forever be California Sober, can't stop puffin doinks

Sean: I'm more of a Buffalo Sober, constantly having 15 beers throughout the day to keep my buzz up

by Smurpho16 February 10, 2025

Mechanically Sober

intoxicated to the level where you cannot function in a normal situation other than operating heavy machinery (IE: driving a motor vehicle or operating a forklift)

My mind was mechanically sober enough to let me drive the car home safely, but not talk without slurring words.

by colonrae May 28, 2015

OBX Sober

Constantly double faded

I never goto work till i'm OBX Sober

by 0ldN3ws July 1, 2021