theres always two ends to one sausage

This is the ultimate saying that the legend samuel baxter came up with
it makes people think therefore they shut up say it to batty men

God didnt you know theres always two ends to one sausage

by mr boombastic March 12, 2008

go fuck yourself with a sausage

go fuck yourself with a sausage , means fuck yourself with a sausage , so if your reading this , fuck yourself with a sausage

E.g : Brigita is annoying mark JR , so mark jr tells her : Go fuck yourself with a sausage

by TheDictionaryFromTheWORLD October 17, 2015

sausage party

A party in which the penises outnumber the bearded clams.

Matt M. likes to go to sausage parties where there is usually only 5-6 other guys and a bottle of vodka.....Yeah, he's taking it in the chili chute!

by Dave B. December 19, 2003

sausage mouth

A slutty person that gives alot of blow jobs to people.

That nasty bitch has so much dick in her mouth she has sausage mouth.

by Spiper January 1, 2007

Love Sausage

Yet another term for the penis.

Alison unzipped Staurt's fly and proceeded to suck on his love sausage.

by Mr Lizard August 20, 2004

Sausage Fest

A "party" or "meeting" with many men and very few/no women.

Jack- Yo dude, theres a huge party going on in Joe's Room tonight

John- I doubt it'll be kool, he only knows guys

Jack- Yea, I guess it'll be a huge Sausage Fest

by shaan bhagat March 20, 2005

polish sausage

A very white, yet large, penis

Girl 1) "He's so white and gross"

Girl 2) "Yeah, I know, but i heard he has a polish sausage."

Girl 1) "That's so hot."

by PrettyStonePark January 27, 2016