Snail Chat

The slowest form of electronic chatting and/or texting. A compilation of one line emails back and forth between two, or more people. To email short emails back and forth as if it were chatting, or texting.

Subj: Pick up milk? <send>
Pick up milk?

Re: Pick up milk?
Okay...need bread too?

Re: Re: Pick up milk?
yes...that too

Re: Re: Re: Pick up milk?
Okay, stop the snail chat! Just text me!

by Ravenradda March 19, 2011

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snail party

It's that thing where you cover yourself in Vasaline and crawl on the floor until someone comes in with the salt

"Are you going to that snail party on Saturday?"
"Nah, man, that last one got way too salty."

by cc27 September 23, 2013

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Snailternity

The concept of dropping a snail into a time-vortex in which the snail is forced to snail across all of time and space. More specifically, the concept of how mind-numbingly slow that process would be compared to say, Usain Bolt running across all of time and space. In other words, a really long, long, long time.

Carla: Wasn't Michael supposed to be here already? He said ten minutes tops.
Alec: Yeah, but Michael operates on a different time system. He takes a snailternity to get to places.

by navidad May 13, 2014

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snail tracker

A chick who is good at finding snail trails after you've been to the strip club or banged another lady.

"Damn! Rhonda always be trippin'! I done went to the club 'bout fifty-leven times and she always be findin' out. She be a snail tracker from way back, bra!"

by Zombie Assassin November 7, 2014

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