Snail skid

When wiping front to back, you use your vaginal discharge to wet the toilet paper before wiping your ass.

(NOUN) I feel refreshed after the snail skid method.

(VERB) Snail skidding is the best way to wipe in a pinch.

by MegawaffleBallz January 29, 2021

Snail trail

A very tasty shot that consists of a

1 oz shot absolute citron

1 oz island pucker
splash of lemonade
remainder 7 up

The snail trail goes down smooth and is sure to get you fucked up!

what are you boys having tonight? "two snail trails please." Finishes shot.... damn taylor you sure make a great snail trail!!

by Lawnmower nation February 9, 2021

Sideways Snail

A sexual position where a man penetrates a woman while vertical, but she is on her side. While ejaculating somewhere on her body, he drags the tip of his penis across her body, leaving a snail trail.

Damn girl, you just got sideways snailed.

by YesPapa47 April 5, 2021

snail rape

When thy human rapes a snail found outside

Dude 1:“Yo dude wanna rape snails with me?”

Dude 2:”sure its kinda fun” snail rape is defined as a man/woman takes a snail and fucks it without consent

by Snailraper6969 April 12, 2021

Snail Trail

When a girl drags her really wet pussy from her partner's cheat to the chin.

"Bro, last night my girl was super turned on, hopped on my stomach and just straight snail trailed me."

by BakedBaker April 18, 2021

snail blade

To slowly sabotage someone or something; To bring a relationship or events to an end slowly; kill slowly

We snail bladed them and before they knew it, we stole the deal.

by All day 1978 May 3, 2021

Snail sandwich

The act of taking a butter knife and shoving it up a woman’s pussy and scrap around for some vaginal secretion (the white clumpy shit in a pussy) and then using the secretion on a PB and J instead of jelly

Man I love when my wife makes me a snail sandwich for work! It’s delicious and has one hell of an aroma.

by Bigoleballsack September 23, 2022