When you underperformed at Magic the Gathering the most skill based game of all time so you convert to Flesh and Blood so you can win coin toss games.
I thought he was a smart guy so I avoided him cause i thought he was an incel but turns out he is a Smooth Brain Dickless Midget so i hooked up with him cause he is much easier to control.
by Vortakainia August 26, 2021

The volatile combination of a parsimonious emulsion that repudiated the symposium in a forlorn, esurient demeanor.
by CC_Master September 25, 2004

by bowlbasaur January 26, 2008

This light saber is the coolest. When I wanna be a bad guy I use the blue light and when I wanna be a good guy I just smooth shit to red.
by so micro January 14, 2006

by Quibnar April 13, 2011

A personality type.
by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018

The story as it's told.
Five: I was watching squirels mate, and I rode my bicycle into a parked car, and I looked around for witnesses, and I got back on my bicycle, and I rode around the corner to safety to set my broken leg.
Everyone: Smooth Sherlock!
Five: I was watching squirels mate, and I rode my bicycle into a parked car, and I looked around for witnesses, and I got back on my bicycle, and I rode around the corner to safety to set my broken leg.
Everyone: Smooth Sherlock!
by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 23, 2011
