Absolute-slowness

The waitress who serves me in my local cafe suffers from absolute-slowness. It is usually characterised by having a big pale ugly face, no manners or respect and the general demeanour of having taken 67 valiums and a few bottles of vodka.

It should also be noted that those affected tend to move in slow motion so do not be alarmed this is normal as they are out of sync with our time-frame.

Customer 1: "Hello, I'd like a some soup please."
Waitress 1: "Ok it'll just be a second"

*goes away and grows the vegetables and grain and slaughters the cow herself*

Customer 1: "What the hell's up with the Absolute-slowness today!!"

by asteroth February 25, 2010

Slow Dump

To gradually break up with a person over a drawn out period of time because you aren't man/woman enough to just pull the trigger.

"Oh man, I feel really bad for Dara. I got a feelin' Paul's givin' her the slow dump!"

by Grace SF May 07, 2008

Nympho slow

A slow minded female.....

"Really??? bitch."....."i hope your not serious".......
"Is it the drugs???"..... "Cut it out!!!""
"Knock it off"......"shes kinda slow"...

She just Nympho slow

by Diddy and the god December 17, 2020

bro slow

Telling your bro you want to take it easy.

Full of energy Eric, "Let's party!"

Tired Nathan, "Bro slow."

by Natie Dogg January 11, 2014

Slow drag

Dancing with a lady usually on a slow record while one or both of you are grinding in the genital area.

I have been waiting on the right record to slow drag with her fine ass.

by Benny DaHutt November 30, 2019

slow screw

When a man screws a woman slowly giving her a slow grinding F--k .

"Last night I took Carla home and gave her the slow screw!"

by Frank Savage September 21, 2015

Slow Cooker

The lengthy and enjoyable sexual act of a female in the "doggy style" position giving oral sex to one man, while another penetrates her vagina or rectum from behind. Similar to roasting on a spit.

My two guy friends came over and put me on the slow cooker. They both orgasmed at the same time and I was very juicy when I was all done.

by SC King October 19, 2007