true skater 

a true skater is a person can be, female or male, who is fully deciated to skating. they dont skate to look cool or impress people, they do it for various reasons, maybe it lets out anger, or maybe they like the feeling of grinding shit up or flying or that feeling you get after you land a hard ass trick. all these posers fog up the true meaning of a true skater, they dont need the clothes,shoes,or anything else all they need is their skateboard and they are set for life. skateboarding isnt just a hobby, for true skaters, its a lifestyle.

john:dude that new kid is sucha poser..
mike:fuck yeah he isn't a true skater.

true skater by meglovinnn March 8, 2008

port seton skatepark 

a place where scooters go to annoy folk, scream like 2 year olds when there 15. a place where a"mole hill" is a tiny wee bump.... a place that paints a big fucking turtle on the shitty flat blank. a place where nelson spraffs alod of shite saying his scooter is worth more that everything in existence. a place that is so shit thats its good..... plus on a good day u might see a unicorn

today i saw some epic turtle on the bank at port seton skatepark! OH A FUCKING UNICORN DUUUUUDDDEEEE

port seton skatepark by sittinchrisey April 7, 2013

skateeze

to go skateboarding, the act of skateboarding

les go skateeze tonight.

skateeze by flint mcinnis September 22, 2007

Skateboarding is not a crime 

The expression is NOT a reference to people critical of the subculture, nor was it EVER used as an excuse for any real crimes committed by people on skateboards. It was responding to the growing numbers of towns in the 90s ban skateboarding in public, despite the number of people who rode bikes, roller blades, and, oh yeah, drove CARS just as unsafely as skaters skateboard.

Skateboarding is not a crime, so take the stick out of your ass.

Skateboarding is not a crime by Stillravenmad November 4, 2008

skateszn

A former Fortnite professional player for world renown eSports team, Parallel Gaming.

He is mostly recognized for being kicked off his team after footage leaked of him at a Taco Bell in which he yelled racial slurs at the employees before proceeding to perform the famous "L dance" from Epic Games' hit game "Fortnite".

I went to McDonalds and they got my order wrong so I pulled a skateszn on them.

skateszn by Team Parallel April 25, 2021

sbates 

Derived from the Italian verb "sbatti" it shows your lack of desire of doing something. It is used as slang amongst english-speaking/italian teenagers who are cool.

Bob: Let's meet Parky at the shop
Jimmy: Nah, sbates
OR
Tommy: You wanna go to the pool
Harry: Sbates, it's too far

sbates by Coolio01 May 24, 2017

Bottom Seater 

A bowel movement so explosive in nature, that the force of the resulting splash coats the underside of the toilet seat with fecal matter.

I thought that once I flushed the toilet, it would be gone. But then I lifted up the toilet seat to find that I had left behind a bottom seater.

Bottom Seater by The Peacock July 27, 2010