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door-locked-from-the-inside situation

a situation where having solved the problem is a prerequisite for solving it.

it is a problem where a solution exists, but access to it is blocked by the problem itself
this is an execution-based form of a circular reasoning paradox
Buying a package of scissors which need scissors to be opened is a door-locked-from-the-inside situation.
by a dusk veiled coast April 24, 2022
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As used by Kim Catrall's character, Samantha Jones, in an episode of "Sex and the City"; a situation of extreme misfortune or catastrophe, usually regarding relationship problems, wardrobe malfunctions, or unintended pregnancy. Those involved in "shit mother fucker fuck shit situations" often find it hard to explain themselves when the truth comes out and then find it even harder to repair the damage they cause.
Lacey: "You'll never believe what happened to me yesterday"

Sue: "Bryan found out you were cheating on him with his best friend, didn't he?"

Lacey: "Yep, talk about a shit mother fucker fuck shit situation."
by Chainsaw22 September 26, 2007
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Two songs that sound extremely similar but different at the same time
"Dude, these two songs sound similar yet different at the same time"
"That's an in the hall of the mountain king-dance of the sugar plum Fairy situation
by Expressionism Empress May 1, 2023
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Situational Lust

Feelings of desire for a person who is not particularly attractive but just happens to be the most attractive in the room at that point in time. Often occurs during long boring classes or lectures.

Sufferers usually come to a realisation that the subject of their lust is far less interesting if they ever see them in a different context.
"I thought Joey in my Linguistics class was really hot, but when I saw them in the supermarket I realised it was just a bad case of situational lust"
by Pixel Pixie February 16, 2010
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Rotting Tofu Situation

Or R.T.S.
It's lazyness applied to problems.
When there is something that you could solve very easily, by a simple action, but you simply don't.
The problem usually becomes very complicated, and it may loose the state of things where it is solved by a simple action, ending in havoc.
Procrastinators are very good at creating such a situations.
1.
-Ey... Why don't you just throw that tofu away? It's been a week already, and this place seriously stinks
-You are right, I should.
-This is literally a R.T.S.

2.
-Say, dude, why don't you tell Laura it's over? she is falling for you, and you don't care about her. Plus you are already into Amanda.
-You are right, I should. But I don't wanna hurt Laura.
-You will, eventually... god this is so a Rotting Tofu Situation.
by Martobe March 2, 2010
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ODST: Overly Demented Situation Transpiring

Is a kind scenario that happens, and requires more then simple explaination--or logic--to be fully understood at any point by the person who experienced it or anyone who got word of it.
Example 1: A dream that Rules 34 Die Hard and Neon Genesis Evangelion shouldn't need to be explained and only seems to be a ODST: Overly Demented Situation Transpiring.

Example 2: Mr Hyde ODST The Invisible man for LULZ.
by Meta Tam When Hi Non September 26, 2009
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Plaper Situation

When your life fluctuates between weird to fucked up to lost and everything in between.
"Is she drunk? "
"Why else would someone play air guitar for half an hour straight?"
"Dude this is a pretty plaper situation we've got on our hands."
by xnofy May 6, 2010
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