someone who tries so hard to get that
by anonymous September 26, 2020

Verb. 1.)To leave the boys on a night of gaming for a girl.
2.)To give up ones own money for a girl in the hopes of sexual gratification.
3.)To ruin one’s sleep schedule for a women.
2.)To give up ones own money for a girl in the hopes of sexual gratification.
3.)To ruin one’s sleep schedule for a women.
by mwise723 March 30, 2020

Down voter reading the Simp definitions: *That's not at all how it is... I'm just a gentleman in touch with with my sensitive side and all women should be treated like a princess. She loves the way I spoil her".
Up voter: "She's just priming the money pump there guy. Tell her you want to get up in them guts or it's over and watch her next move ya fuckin simp".
Up voter: "She's just priming the money pump there guy. Tell her you want to get up in them guts or it's over and watch her next move ya fuckin simp".
by Hdotfly August 7, 2022

That guy you don’t really know but sits in the backseat of your classroom. Most likely a cuckold or something similar like getting cheated on. Now that he has nobody to worship, he goes on twitch or some streaming website to whiteknight for the egirls and sends thousands of dollars to get the girl to notice him . Probably lives in his parents basement , most likely middle aged and fat
by AnonymousCarneAsada April 15, 2020

A PERSON WHO RESPECTS WOMEN IS NOT A SIMP. THEY ARE JUST A MAN
now for the definition,
Simp is a BOY who puts themself in the submissive role to get with a women and/or in that woman's pants.
And simps tend to ditch the homies for a girl.
now for the definition,
Simp is a BOY who puts themself in the submissive role to get with a women and/or in that woman's pants.
And simps tend to ditch the homies for a girl.
Chad: "Yo that dude is a SIMP"
Kyle: "What'd he do?"
Chad: "He ditched his homies just so a random girl could spare him some coochie"
Kyle: "wow what a simp"
Kyle: "What'd he do?"
Chad: "He ditched his homies just so a random girl could spare him some coochie"
Kyle: "wow what a simp"
by Salty Kneecap Soup April 28, 2020

A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Michael Inman
Guy 1: Dude Inman keeps ditching me to hang out with females or legos i never talk to him anymore
Guy 2: I know niggas really be simpin alot of times
Guy 2: I know niggas really be simpin alot of times
by The anti simp February 16, 2020

A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.
Guy's Friend: Come play some games bro, Doom Eternal just came out.
Guy: I just want some puss puss
Guy's Friend: That's what a Simp would say
Guy: I just want some puss puss
Guy's Friend: That's what a Simp would say
by dsfghfd March 25, 2020
