Fire Service term used to describe one of the three rotating shifts in a fire department work schedule A,B,C. It can apply to either a 24on/48off or a 48on/96off work schedule. B-Shift is universally recognized throughout the North American fire service as the worst shift on the department. It is typically made up of an all star cast of fuck-ups, fucktards,weirdos, and ass bags that have no business being in the fire service. Poor leadership is at the core of this band of derelicts and B-Shift typically has the highest number of 220's in the service. (220 meaning on the dept. 2 min but acting like they have been there 20 years.) B-Shift typically fucks up on a regular basis and cannot follow simple directions. The basis of many department SOP's and SOG's that come out are usually because of one of these incompetent ass clowns. The Benny Hill theme song should be played over the station alerting system in place of tones when these dip shits catch a run. B shifters are well known for constantly complaining and crying about useless bull shit especially with regard to fuel and def in the rig. They love to write in the station log book all the wonderful things they claim to have done during their shift when in reality they just half assed through it or it never happened.
C shifter 1: "Why is there piss all over the floor in front of the urinal and the kitchen floor feels like honey has been spilled all over it?"
C shifter 2: "Fucking B-shift, those dip shits again"
C shifter 2: "Fucking B-shift, those dip shits again"
by Chachbag51 December 15, 2022
Get the B-Shiftmug. random boner shift. to position a hard penis in a way that it does not produce an awkward shape protruding from the pants
by RJohnsizzle January 9, 2008
Get the rb shiftmug. Sensory shifting is the most common type of shift, in fact, many Shifters never have any other kind of shift. In a Sensory shift, the Shifter will immerse him/h
energy, resulting in an Animal-like mood. The Shifter will feel somewhat animalish, alert, very aware, with an often-pleasurable heightened sense of their physical body. This is very like the mindset that people playing a sport and really mentally absorbed in playing get into. If you've ever gotten into a different mode of awareness/concentration/feeling when deep in a game and having lots of fun, you know pretty much what this is like. Hence the phrase, "I'm in the Zone!" The only big difference is the Shifter has a definite sense of the animal in their mood. The body temperature may go up a bit.
energy, resulting in an Animal-like mood. The Shifter will feel somewhat animalish, alert, very aware, with an often-pleasurable heightened sense of their physical body. This is very like the mindset that people playing a sport and really mentally absorbed in playing get into. If you've ever gotten into a different mode of awareness/concentration/feeling when deep in a game and having lots of fun, you know pretty much what this is like. Hence the phrase, "I'm in the Zone!" The only big difference is the Shifter has a definite sense of the animal in their mood. The body temperature may go up a bit.
by nighttherian September 19, 2016
Get the sensory shiftingmug. A sheet of paper or card that gives a bus driver their routes, times and running information (such as sign-on and off times, meal break times, bus type) for the shift they are allocated.
by Bob747438 February 28, 2021
Get the shift batmug. Reference from a car commercial. Basically meaning to get a new view on things and abandon old school thinking on a certain subject; to shift into a new mode of thought.
by Guido1 May 29, 2008
Get the shift 2.0mug. When she's grabbing your dick and she starts cowgirling it, but now she doing that hot back and forth motion.
"Bro, do you know what a stick shift is?"
"Hell yeah, I had one last night."
"Damn, must have been a fast drift!"
"Yep, back and forth all night long!"
"Hell yeah, I had one last night."
"Damn, must have been a fast drift!"
"Yep, back and forth all night long!"
by ClinicallyComedic March 8, 2017
Get the Stick Shiftmug. A person who exhibits extremely shifty behaviour (IE: Looking around excessively, wearing baggy clothing when it's warm out, sweating, shaking, breathing heavily, etc.). Usually turns out to be either some sort of sex offender, a shoplifter, or both.
"Dude, did you see the Shift case who just left our store? He smelled like... rotting onions. I wonder what he stole?"
by Shubert March 4, 2009
Get the Shift Casemug.