Krill your shelf

An alternative and funnier way to say "Kill yourself"

person 1: hey, look under there!
person 2: You should krill your shelf, NOW!
person 1:💀

by AxionBeck December 12, 2022

Top Shelfing

To put a dip in your top lip, as oppossed to the more widely used bottom lip.

My bottom lip was tore up, so I had to turn to top shelfing it today.

by BigOBJ7 December 15, 2008

Top Shelf

When shelfing (or shelving- i.e inserting something in your rectum, usually ecstasy for increased absorption rate) the way that one knows they have done so correctly.
Go in with your finger and curl it back over- place it on the top shelf.

Dude: Here man shelf this.

Other Dude: ...... I've never done that before.......how do i, you know, know its in the right spot.

Dude: Up and over- top shelf. (Whilst doing up and over motion with index finger.)

by JC, quoting Jimmy The Greek June 12, 2009

Seffner

A place in Hillsborough county, Fl where all the crackheads live. The drug capital of Florida, also known as methner. There’s one place in particular. A school called Seffner Christian Academy, a private school that resides right in front of a little motel hotel inn. There’s been several meth labs that have blown up and the kids at SCA watch the crackheads walk up and down the sidewalk. It’s also a big joke to the SCA kids to call it the shady hotel, there’s even a fan page dedicated to the crackheads seen at the hotel. It’s called methner.crackers (y’all should follow it). Anyways Seffner is quite the place to grow up with all the 12 year old Caucasian gang wannabes that buy and deal pot from the crack crazies. If you live there you know that everyday holds something new and it’s never a boring day in seffner.

Redneck: hey you live in seffner?
Crackhead: yEaH i LiVe In ThE sHaDy HoTeL!¡

by ••- -• -•- -• —- •— -• —- -• • November 30, 2019

dusty shelf

1. An elderly woman's vagina, dusty after years of neglect

2. Any vagina that hasn't been used in a long time

That chick never gives it up, she probly got a dusty shelf.

by johnny bunz June 11, 2006

shelf

to put something in your ass

When he saw the polices steve decided to shelf his weed

by bobbie July 22, 2003

shaffner

the last name of a jackass fuck i know

i hate that fuckin shaffner

by jessina September 11, 2004