semen breath

Occurs when a person frequently swallows man chowder

I gave ali my whole pack of gum today because she had the worst case of semen breath in the history of cock sucking.

by Boss ninja13 June 3, 2016

semen lasso

When you are so dehydrated that you have to physically pull your load out of your dick like a rope

Bro, I almost choked that chick with my semen lasso.

by Kalmia22 June 3, 2017

semeh

aka smh. Kelly Nguyen is the founder and CEO of semeh®️

Can be used as a noun, adjective, and adverb.

Ex:

Person : I got a F on my test

Kelly : You’re a semeh.

Person : I got a F on my test

Kelly : You’re a semeh.

by Salty_Susan xoxo May 17, 2018

Semen Cup Challenge

When you have until midnight to fill a cup with semen. If the cup is full prior to midnight, the challenger must drink the full glass. If the cup is not full by midnight, the filler must drink the glass.

Do you want to take the semen cup challenge this evening for your bachelor party?

by hazzmta June 9, 2018

semenised

To be covered in cum

I just got semenised(covered in cum)

by Bugpenguin September 16, 2018

Selective Gay Hearing

when a person only hears or thinks he hears you when you make a gay or homosexual remarks about you, himself, or those around him

Friend 1: "hey tim you wanna go bowling with me and alyshia tonight?
what friend 2 heard :"gosh all I really want is a big fat cock up my gay ass"
friend 2 has Selective Gay Hearing

by ASSEATER6969696969696969 October 23, 2018

selective syndrome

Selective schools are schools where certain 6th graders are chosen based on their selective test results. During their time in a selective school, they may suffer 'selective syndrome' which is when they loose their state of intellectuality (sometimes go insane, similar to being high/drunk) and become, what mainstream people call, 'normal' students.

"Hey Janice, what happened to Carol over there. She looks a bit unstable"
"Oh don't worry about her, she's got selective syndrome. It'll wear off sooner or later, hopefully"
"Well I hope it does since we have a maths test next period"

by im.notgay May 10, 2019