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Secuirty

Well, it's a process in which a group of security men arrive at your location and begin to ceaselessly squirt as much as possible across not only you and your company but also everything else in a 5 foot vicinity
JESUS CHRIST THEY JUST DID A SECUIRTY ON PSTO
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Securitate

Romanian secret police force (1948-1989). History's most brutal secret police. Notorious for their role in the oppressive regime, spying and engaging the people in spying on each other, torture, extrajudicial arrest and imprisonments. Brutally killed Indiscriminately.
* "he's reporting to the Securitate."
* "She tried to defect but the Securitate were waiting at the border."
* "The Securitate gave them 10 hour long x-rays."
by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024
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securitrees

"Securitrees" are investments in and returns on epigenetically enhanced trees, and require no registration with the SEC. Not to be confused with "Securities" which are tradable financial assets that can be used to raise capital in public and private markets and must be registered with the SEC.
Hey bro how would you like to 10x your money by investing in securitrees.

We are not selling an investment or a security we are selling securiTREES!
by trees 4 dayz October 21, 2024
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yes securities

A friend who is a judicious mix of intellect and intuition rooted in wisdom.
He believes that when we seek advice, we don't want to be told which option to choose. He highlights blind spots in our thinking and helps us clarify our priorities.
"YES Securities is the Choice of the Wize people like us"
by Mr. Wize November 24, 2021
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