seat chilli

When you have explosive diarrhea and it gets ALL over the seat.

"I just left some seat chilli in the bathroom!"

"Dude... someone left seat chilli in the bathroom stall!"

"Who left seat chilli on the couch!?"

by handledisbish May 31, 2019

seat rape

When someone sits in a seat next to you, even though you told them not to.

This ugly bitch seat raped me in global today.

by The 60s Freak September 21, 2016

Seat Sandwich

Describes when you're on some form of public transportation (bus, train, etc) and you're uncomfortable from the people on your right and left. Used particularly to describe frustration when the people on the right or left can make some more room for you but don't.

A: You look beat!

B: Yeah, I was stuck in a seat sandwich for the full 2 hour train ride here. The idiot on my left had room but he wouldn't budge. I hate public transit!

by GeneRickyShaw2 May 27, 2016

Wan Seat

Seat at a poker table from which statistically unlikely bets/calls succeed at an unlikely rate. See also: Jammy Get, Spawny Bastard.

Suggestive or indicative of unnatural luck: a wan seat.

Player1: "You just called my trip aces with an inside straight draw with one card to come and completed your straight on the river to knock me out and win £1000."

Player2: "Why of course. I am sat in the Wan Seat. What else did you expect to happen?"

by Carlos The Diesel January 24, 2006

The Preacher's Seat

In a Southern droll or slang; to fall flat on your ass.

The Preacher's Seat: Such as falling on ice or walking into a tree limb.

by ComradeChandler March 22, 2011

Bro seat

The seat that two men leave empty between them in a movie theater so they don't have to sit awkwardly next to one another.

"Dude, don't sit there, leave a bro seat."

by Bondsmith April 22, 2021

Wank Seat

The component part around which most wank stations are built. This can range from basic units, commonly known as chairs, through to multilevel masterbation apparatus.

I wouldn't sit there, that's Dan's wank seat

by Colin Bucket August 7, 2020