Scrumpet

a biscuit-like food often consumed by the brits with tea. scrumpets are sometimes mistakenly called crumpets.

"I like my scrumpets at the football match," exclaimed Murad.

by juyshin September 24, 2008

scrump

A dirty south (slurred) form of the word shrimp.

Gon' get some scrump from the sto'.

by R. Bizzle March 1, 2003

scrumping

When a man and a woman must get it on, the redneck term is used when two people leave a party to do the deed quickly and return with knowing nods to their friends. Best done in a truck and in the woods.

I left a bonfire once with a girl to scrump (verb) in the woods breifly only to return and contimue with the party. So the act of scrumping would be defined as a quicky in an strange place during a strange time

by teveler December 26, 2005

scrumping

The art of getting from A to B purely by means of running through people's property, turning over as much lawn furniture and stealing as many pegs as possible along the way. Est. 2009 in NZ.

I was almost caught scrumping by Mrs Atkinson.

by jimmya October 18, 2012

scrumpcious

Adjective used to describe something that tastes fucking amazing. or anything else amazing or good

that hamburger was absolutely scrumpcious.

A: I got some new shoes.
B: Scrumpcious!

by Drewbylicious September 26, 2008

scampi

refers to the group of classless sluts who haven't learnt to walk in their ridiculous shoes and wear skirts that you can see their vaginas. They travel in packs.

kate: look at that desperate scampi!
raj: don't look you might get pregnant!

kate: go back to penrith you scampi, your heel is broken!!!!
raj: oh no im pregnant.

by _max June 2, 2011

scrump

simply to have sex.

let's go scrump!

by hellokitty_cupcake62 November 8, 2009