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SARS2.0

Truly the real and true name of Coronavirus born and raised in a seafood market by bats & civets, sometimes referred to as COVID-19 and a bunch other ubernerd-y smartass academic names.

Just like the glorious days of the new-wave internetz - improved, faster & more interactive named as Web 2.0, SARS2.0 is the latest version of the good ol' SARS from back in da day, yet this time stronger, harder, faster and way more interactive to humans.

It's speculated that China wanted this out to spread out but no one actually asked them why or WTF. Anyhow, fed up with China's Great Wall and isolation from the world, SARS2.0 was able to easily jump over the Great Wall while it was still in beta stage and infected the shit out of every social media & news website worldwide giving viral media a fresh new meaning.

Pronounced as sars-two-ohh by the way.
This SARS2.0 is by far the most viral thing to happen to social networks.

Or
This is the most popular thing in the west to ever jump over the Great Wall infecting the internetz and having everyone going cornholio in the ailes.
by YuZzaFo0L March 24, 2020
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scaramoucheschick

bozo with a mid xiao who cant get past floor 12-1 of the spiral abyss, always misses and is a walking L
my xiao is so mid it's almost like im scaramoucheschick
by notevenanyone October 20, 2021
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Scaramouche

I luv scara he so hot even tho he puppet he is hotter then wriothestupid he's so hot he can rail me with his puppet dick๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”
I like scarmouch

OK me love scaramouche too gulp gulp.
by Scaras used tampon September 1, 2023
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anus scabs

waking up with a red and inflamed asshole, bleeding like crazy and driping with seamen, scabs will apear and bleed randomly generally caused by shane O'reilly
(guy1) dude wtf your ass is bleeding

(guy2) yeah i have "anus scabs"

(guy1) omg eww how?

(guy2) shane O'reilly slept over

(guy1) omg what a anal scabber
by captin cum shoot February 18, 2011
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Red Scarab

Packing a bowl of weed, then puting about an eight of a gram of cocaine on top. After you take the hit you hold the smoke until u have to take a breath, then zero out the smoke. After you feel the ice cold sensation in your lungs and the sweet buzz in your head, you throw your fist in the air and proudly yell "RED SCARAB" as a salute. Invented by Cal and Craig.
That red scarab was better than any drug I have ever done.

After that red scarab I was so fucked up that I yelled "NAVY SEALS" to my neighbors!
by Chase350z June 21, 2007
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Scarsdale

A town where people will look at you like you have 3 heads if you say you plan on attending a public university. The main town that gives Westchester County a bad name (or good name, which ever way you look at it.) The reason people think Westchester is full of snobs is mostly b/c of Scarsdale. A town whose postal address spans, literally, 6 towns, so that some people in Eastchester, Yonkers, Mamaroneck, New Rochelle, and Greenburgh can impress their relatives in Jersey by saying they live in "Scarsdale". A place where you are the pariah if you didn't get a Ferrari for your 15th birthday.
Everything that happens in Scarsdale is such a big fucking deal. Bomb threat at Scarsdale High School - front page of the newspaper. Bomb threat at Mount Vernon High School - wait, I've never heard of any bomb threats there...
The word "snob" derives from Scarsdale:
Scarsdale
New york
Obnoxious
Brat
by YO Man June 30, 2004
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Scamsung

A name for samsung devices. Buying it usually shows that you are a douchebag and haven't looked at the iPhone.
Did you buy the scamsung galaxy s5?
by TrollDaLol June 27, 2014
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