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Slobbering Sammy

Wet willy's fun uncle. Basically, you tongue punch someones inner ear to enhance the disgusting feeling of wet ear. It's funny as hell, but watch out for strangers could be taken sexually.
Person 1: "Ew, did that tall guy just give you a wet willy?"

Person 2: "No! That douche stuck his tongue all the way in my ear! WTF!"

Person 3: "Haha, a Slobbering Sammy, nice...."
by Jdiamondpockets January 6, 2020
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Susman Sammy

The act of doing something so lame that you literally will get cancer and bronchitis at the same time.
Like it's literally so bad that the cancer treatments will make you want to rip your hair out and fall off of a cliff that is so high that the second you hit rock bottom you will explode into a bloody splotch.
"Rest in peace Derrick. If he didn't pull a Susman Sammy and ride a bike without training wheels for the first time than maybe the little whorebag would still be here."
by Gaylo August 6, 2016
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sammy boi

sammy boi is the gayest person you’ll ever meet, fucking gay bitch. he is also the sexiest mad boi alive. his bestie is kate, who he loves ;) just kidding sammy boi bestieee
p1: omg is that sammy boi the sexy beast

p2: yeah but i heard he loves kate

p1: fucking gay cunt
mugGet the sammy boimug.

Sammy-Samm

A singsongy nickname someone who really cares about makes me.
Sammy-Samm, you so bootaful!!!
by punxrockmusic March 1, 2009
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sammy bump

A particularly large bump of Special K placed on the webbing of a users hand
I just took a Sammy Bump and now I can’t walk straight
by _sammy_ November 15, 2017
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Sammy Hakma

Sammy Hakma is a cool and amazing and funny kid
Sammy hakma is cool and amazing
by Dhzuzuuhdhd April 24, 2022
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sammi bubon

Super funny, but super sad on the inside.
Oh look it's Sammi Bubon, she just told me the stupidest joke
by Ders January 19, 2018
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