1. When you ejaculate in a girl and say you did not.
2. When you tell a girl you are wearing a condom, and are not, and then ejaculate into her.
2. When you tell a girl you are wearing a condom, and are not, and then ejaculate into her.
Guy 1: I think Shannon is pregnant.
Guy 2: Really? Damn that sucks.
Guy 1: Nah, that's ok, I expected it. I keep salting the napkin.
Guy 2: Really? Damn that sucks.
Guy 1: Nah, that's ok, I expected it. I keep salting the napkin.
by The saltier the better June 14, 2012
Get the Salting the Napkin mug.a finance term for when you sell a stock when you do not actually have any shares because you think the stock will go down and give you a profit (Basically you are betting against a stock). However, in terms of relationships selling someone short means you will gain by getting rid of them.
ex 1: man that girl didn't put out after two dates I am gunna have to sell her short.
ex 2: Girl you flaked on me three times in three days I'm shorting you (selling you short)
ex 3: dude Benjamin is being a Dick lately, gunna have to short him (sell him short) for a few days.
ex 2: Girl you flaked on me three times in three days I'm shorting you (selling you short)
ex 3: dude Benjamin is being a Dick lately, gunna have to short him (sell him short) for a few days.
by Shumongous October 13, 2014
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the opposite of cuffing season. time to dumb, be dumped and throw SALT on all those happy winter relationships
by boobooheeboo November 27, 2016
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Person A: Dude, last night Lisandra let me Salt her fields
Person B: No way! Salting the Fields is the best!
Person B: No way! Salting the Fields is the best!
by Doickls January 27, 2017
Get the Salting the Fields mug."This cute guy asked me out, I wasn't gonna go due to Hair Migration, but then he sent a vid of his puppy."
"So... the puppy was the selling point?"
"Yeah. I guess the guy's surplus, but I'm such a sucker for dogs."
"So... the puppy was the selling point?"
"Yeah. I guess the guy's surplus, but I'm such a sucker for dogs."
by helyllefilten February 17, 2017
Get the selling point mug.Aaron, she was salting the possum before work so she could deal with her lab mates bullshit
Oh! Good for her. Maybe we should all salt a possum
Oh! Good for her. Maybe we should all salt a possum
by Taxidermistlady February 19, 2017
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