blythe stapleton

Hot ass guy with a very big dick

Blythe Stapleton is sooo hot.

by Doctor Big Shlongin Blythe November 6, 2017

pine stapler

When a female shaves her pubes and it grows back a few days later with spikey stubble resembling pine fur.

Me: “How did things go with that girl you took home last night?”

Friend: “Not good man, she had a pine stapler.”

by saigonsally February 18, 2018

Three Quarter Swap

In Swinging, the Three Quarters Swap is sex between two couples, where one woman may only have sex with her husband or the other female, but not the other male. So a man can have sex with his wife and the other woman, the other woman and the other male, or the other woman, but his wife may not have sex with the other male.

Hey baby, we're going swinging tonight, but we're only going to do a Three Quarter Swap. I don't want you messing around with any guys besides me!

by Tony "Tone" Booyah April 18, 2011

Toe Suckle Swap

The sexual act similar to a 69, except instead you suck your partners toes

Guy:"Hey Girl suck my toes"
Girl:"Only if you return the favor"
Guy:"For sure let's toe suckle swap"

by pseudonym78901 February 15, 2018

Dakota cum swap

When fucking a woman cum inside, then suck out your own semen only to kiss her and put it in her mouth so she can swallow it

Sara was so horny last night I gave her the Dakota cum swap!

by Mr brownstone September 19, 2021

chicago sausage swap

The act of one man shitting in another man's ass. Then shitting that shit on the first man's chest.

Yeah man I could eat. I got nothing left in me since I chicago sausage swapped Sean.

by Spellmaz January 24, 2023

swap'd

Short form for 'image swapped'. An image being hotlinked by an outside user is substituted with another image that bears advertising or is embarassing to the hotlinker.

I was linking to a picture of Tom Cruise on this guy's website, but I was swap'd when he switched it for a picture of Osama bin Laden.

by Anthony Leong April 29, 2005