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by mazztom June 16, 2023
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Swingin it

where you and your homies happen to be hanging out on said day
yo jj where we swingin it?
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singing

- To utter a series of words or sounds in musical tones.
- To vocalize songs or selections.
- To perform songs or selections as a trained or professional singer.
- To produce sounds when played: made the violin sing.

Contrary to popular (and ignorant) belief, singing is a talent that can be learned by just about anyone. Singing well does not require "natural talent" as most people believe. Any voice can prove to be a beautiful singing voice with practice and correct technique. It is because of this belief that so many people declare that they cannot sing, when in reality they have probabally never actually tried to learn.
Singing well is a product of hard work, practice, and understanding. Not a pure product of natural talent.
by BBBBXB July 20, 2008
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free swingin

Freeballin. When a guy goes without underwear in shorts that show his vpl (visible penis line) or his dick is visibly flopping around. It's especially common among jocks at the gym, or when playing basketball or volleyball.
Poof: Damn, all those boys are free swingin!
by Jackson 5 September 1, 2006
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The Stinging Zinger

During sex with a random girl and wearing a condom, you put something spicy on your dick. Ie. Tabasco, Franks red hot, chili flakes will stick as long as you have on a lubricated condom. Once this has been completed, re-insert and you're partner of love shall experience The stinging Zinger

Warning: Clear room of all makeshift weapons, don't do this to someone you care about, and most of all, do not attempt with out wearing protection.... Be cool, wrap your tool.
I got hot sauce on my bed from giving her The Stinging Zinger
by kr33p3r November 22, 2009
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Swingin' Dick

Refers literally to a man, but specifically to someone whose skills or physical stature make him especially intimidating. A badass. Can be used metaphorically to refer to a woman, as long as she is a total badass at something.

There is a common misconception that this term refers to any male because it references the male organ, but the more important part of the term is "swingin'." That is, not just any man, but an especially potent or imposing man. Hence, a badass.
1) As in No Country for Old Men: "Call my room if anybody comes in--and by 'anybody' I mean any swingin' dick."

2) A: "Did you read that new Judith Butler article? She totally destabilizes the regime's reinscription of normative typologies."

B: "Yeah, she's a swingin' dick when it comes to critique. Also, stop talking like a d-bag."
by MosheMoshe May 31, 2011
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Chinese singing lesson

To take a much-needed piss.
Hold that thought, I'm off to take a Chinese singing lesson.
by Tragnou Rosalbo June 11, 2006
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