A virtual reality controller used as a cover for a penis on the game 3DXChat, a game on the Occulus Rift
by Pontin February 13, 2015
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Person 1 - "I was in a huge hurry, so I had to hit that urinal with a peemptive strike"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"
by proooj March 23, 2016
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A classic interview technique consisting of asking 3 questions to decide on 1 out of 2 final applicants for a position.
"Welcome applicants! Today, the DDFU will be using he classic Three-Strikes-You're-Out Method to select our new Vice President."
by DDFU Executive VP June 11, 2017
Get the Three-Strikes-You're-Out Method mug.a Boston Stroker is when you thrust your hands into a bag of fresh ground coffee to get the coffee grains are on your palms. You then stroke your boner to get the coffee grains all over your dick until you are ready to blow your wad. When you are ready to pop off on your lady’s face, with your other free hand, you grab a hidden pre-made cup of hot and delicious coffee and splash it on her face simultaneously with your massive load, thus performing a Boston Stroker.
“Shirley: Hey hun, I’d like to go out to eat at a nice four-star restaurant for a romantic dinner.
Gill: Okay babe, but after dinner I think it’s only fair that I do a Boston Stroker on you.
Shirley: Ok, I coffee after dinner sounds great!”
Gill: Okay babe, but after dinner I think it’s only fair that I do a Boston Stroker on you.
Shirley: Ok, I coffee after dinner sounds great!”
by Jrrywbb July 5, 2023
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Glock no longer does the TUN TUN TUN and the TRRRRUN
Visually updated Chickens
Animated Player models
The same Youtubers
Laggy
Makes you even more racist
Glock no longer does the TUN TUN TUN and the TRRRRUN
Visually updated Chickens
Animated Player models
The same Youtubers
Laggy
Makes you even more racist
by the avrg neo-nazi September 30, 2023
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Like any effective air strike, the Austrian Napalm Strike relies heavily upon communication, timing and accuracy. To assure success requires three willing parties although it can be achieved with a third unwitting party.
One member of the party sits, with buttocks exposed to the cold Austrian breeze, on a window sill a minimum of one floor above street level while another willing participant performs fellatio. Just as orgasm is reached the first member of the pair takes a massive dump out the window.
The third participant, reclining in a deck chair with their hairy chest exposed, then receives the splattering dump of faecal matter followed closely by the jizz spat from the mouth of the fellator.
Like any effective air strike, the Austrian Napalm Strike relies heavily upon communication, timing and accuracy. To assure success requires three willing parties although it can be achieved with a third unwitting party.
One member of the party sits, with buttocks exposed to the cold Austrian breeze, on a window sill a minimum of one floor above street level while another willing participant performs fellatio. Just as orgasm is reached the first member of the pair takes a massive dump out the window.
The third participant, reclining in a deck chair with their hairy chest exposed, then receives the splattering dump of faecal matter followed closely by the jizz spat from the mouth of the fellator.
*Reclining shirtless in a lawn chair*
Kane: “OK guys I’m ready for your Austrian Napalm Strike”
*Sitting on window sill*
Matt: “Thank god, I’ve been holding this dump in for ages and my balls are blue, get to it Dan.”
…
Matt: “OK Dan I’m about to blow, get ready to hot-potato my napalm onto Kane while take a shit”
Kane: “awwww yeah…”
Kane: “OK guys I’m ready for your Austrian Napalm Strike”
*Sitting on window sill*
Matt: “Thank god, I’ve been holding this dump in for ages and my balls are blue, get to it Dan.”
…
Matt: “OK Dan I’m about to blow, get ready to hot-potato my napalm onto Kane while take a shit”
Kane: “awwww yeah…”
by Jeff Da Maori Ow October 10, 2013
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Lucky Strikes won World War 2, saved America from communism, and got your dad laid. The entire country owes a debt of gratitude to this marvelous cigarette. Lucky Strikes are a taste of a bygone era.
Lucky Strikes won World War 2, saved America from communism, and got your dad laid. The entire country owes a debt of gratitude to this marvelous cigarette. Lucky Strikes are a taste of a bygone era.
"Grab me a pack of Lucky Strikes Phillip!"
"All sold out Tom."
"Are you serious?"
"Yes."
"I'll fucking kill you.............."
"All sold out Tom."
"Are you serious?"
"Yes."
"I'll fucking kill you.............."
by DJ Gorrilla December 8, 2006
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