by Talented81 August 31, 2015
Get the Titty stretchmug. (SHSJ)- Typically a male with medium to long hair and a thin , patchy mustache. Goons to hentai and insta reels. LIVES on his computer. Will message first but begins growing distant after you message back.
He WILL ask why you like why you do, when you ask him to clarify he send back “why you like, why you do”. NEVER attempt to make a joke outside his “humor”.
His “humor” includes:
young children/infants get injured in various ways.
Women sitting on cake
Sexual jokes-especially to people younger than him
He spends his days scrolling Instagram, finding young women to DM. If said women continue to DM him outside his designated Instagram IM time.
Be warned, if you try to open up to him about on going harassment from men of whom are significantly older, he WILL tell you-
“You’re not being harassed, you’re just uncomfortable.”
HE IS DANGEROUS. DO NOT ENGAGE.
Theodore, come home the kids miss you.
He WILL ask why you like why you do, when you ask him to clarify he send back “why you like, why you do”. NEVER attempt to make a joke outside his “humor”.
His “humor” includes:
young children/infants get injured in various ways.
Women sitting on cake
Sexual jokes-especially to people younger than him
He spends his days scrolling Instagram, finding young women to DM. If said women continue to DM him outside his designated Instagram IM time.
Be warned, if you try to open up to him about on going harassment from men of whom are significantly older, he WILL tell you-
“You’re not being harassed, you’re just uncomfortable.”
HE IS DANGEROUS. DO NOT ENGAGE.
Theodore, come home the kids miss you.
There are currently ELEVEN Stretch Harmstrong Junior’s in the world. ZERO of which use shampoo :(. OnlY FOURTEEN can co-exist at a time. Abraham LINCOLN was a SHSJ, especially when he visited HAGERSTOWN.
by Str8OuttaChiraq June 29, 2025
Get the Stretch Harmstrong Juniormug. an exclamation to someone who is stuck to a sticky substance (e.g. glue), and is floating in the air (levitating)
Bully: Now with my new levitating powers, i shall proclaim myself as a prophet!
Bro: whoa! stretch city!
Bro: whoa! stretch city!
by mrbeast539275 November 29, 2024
Get the stretch citymug. Stretching done in the morning before getting out of bed, so named for the noise made by people with high-pitched voices.
by Bartizan February 27, 2015
Get the Baby Dinosaur Stretchesmug. When your Johnson (cock) is between your lover's arse cheeks whilst you spoon her and she clamps onto your foreskin and proceeds to stretch it like a "Stretch Armstrong" toy.
My girlfriend clamped onto my cock and proceeded to Stretch Johnson with her arse cheeks and proceeded to stretch it, before he was hard enough to then slip it in.
by SmoothBallBearings September 3, 2024
Get the Stretch Johnsonmug. Florida Gulf Coast slang for really good weed. When you smoke it, you feel like you’re being stretched (in a pleasant way).
by Maxwell P. Neudelman October 15, 2023
Get the Stretchmug.