When you and your partners are having sex, cut their arms and shove your dick in their arms. After that cum in them, fastly patch the cut up with flex tape, not with your dick in it tho. Wait for a couple of minutes and then you can cut their wrists and let cum shoot out!
Brad: Hey chad, i gave your mom a Swedish spiderman last night!
Chad: So, no we're equal
Brad: bitch wha-
Chad: So, no we're equal
Brad: bitch wha-
by Anus EpilepsyMan December 19, 2020
Get the Swedish SpiderManmug. by brecky August 21, 2007
Get the spiderman sheetsmug. A dumbass thing to tell a girl who’s interested in you. Literally the fastest way to fucking repel a girl.
by thanos694204996 November 22, 2021
Get the Spiderman webshootermug. When a man ejaculates into his hand and proceeds to throw it at an naked woman. The man then proceeds to lick his semen off the woman's body.
by VKoi August 7, 2015
Get the Spidermanmug. Where you ejaculate in your hand and slap hands w your best friend. Leaving a stick web between your palms
by Spider-Man high fiver April 30, 2023
Get the spiderman high fivemug. When a boy cums in his hand, webs it over the girl's mouth then pulls a handful of his own pubes out and throws them on top so it sticks like a beard.
by Lily Spunkface November 4, 2011
Get the Bearded Spidermanmug. When you don’t cum for 30 days, then take a girl from behind. Then, before you cum, you pull out. Then, you mega cum in your hand, and put your pinky finger and pointer finger out, and thrust your middle and ring fingers into the palm of your hand where the cum is. It should shoot out onto the girls back, with the other end of the cum puddle still in your hand. You pull her in closer to you until you’ve proved your dominance.
by CashMoneyK420 February 28, 2023
Get the Spidermanmug.