When you ride a mans dick so hard that it breaks in half. Somehow causing him to fall in love with you and move in together.
Guy 1 (in obvious pain and discomfort). “If Build Back Better was a penis, it would be mine right now.”
Guy 2 “Ohhhhh shit. Do you know Denise?. Did she give you a The Denise Snapper?”
Guy 1 “Ya man, ya…. I’ve been pissing blood sideways for a week now. Do you remember in history class learning about the “Shot heard round the World” which sparked the Revolutionary War? It was like that, but in modern times we will call it the “Snap heard around the World”, blood everywhere.”
Guy2. “My penis hurts just talking about it. What are you going to do now?”
Guy 1 “Once I’m done icing my penis the next decade, Im going to give her a Cleveland Waffle in retaliation”
Guy 2 “Well played. An eye for an eye”
Guy 2 “Ohhhhh shit. Do you know Denise?. Did she give you a The Denise Snapper?”
Guy 1 “Ya man, ya…. I’ve been pissing blood sideways for a week now. Do you remember in history class learning about the “Shot heard round the World” which sparked the Revolutionary War? It was like that, but in modern times we will call it the “Snap heard around the World”, blood everywhere.”
Guy2. “My penis hurts just talking about it. What are you going to do now?”
Guy 1 “Once I’m done icing my penis the next decade, Im going to give her a Cleveland Waffle in retaliation”
Guy 2 “Well played. An eye for an eye”
by BuckFoJiden June 23, 2024
Get the The Denise Snappermug. Her meat snapper gripped my cock hard enough to snap it in two last night. I'm going back for seconds.
by Chris / Kansasville/ Wisconsin October 13, 2019
Get the Meat snappermug. by anonymous June 5, 2023
Get the Snapper Flappermug. some one who wants to be a stoner but is not one normally losers with no money take this roll to get friends
by Austrage18 April 23, 2009
Get the puffer-snappermug. To be encouraged by someone who is not at immediate risk and/or safe from repercussions to do something stupid. Especially when subsequently caught or hurt.
Similar to peer pressure except that the snapper'er is unaware/ignorant of the actual risks.
Similar to peer pressure except that the snapper'er is unaware/ignorant of the actual risks.
Jim broke his leg after Tony told him it was safe to jump from the roof. Tony saw it on TV so he thought it was safe. Tony really snappered Jim good.
"Steve, stop telling me to steal the video game. I know for a fact they have security cameras. You aren't going to snapper me!"
"Steve, stop telling me to steal the video game. I know for a fact they have security cameras. You aren't going to snapper me!"
by Peaches69 November 13, 2012
Get the Snapperedmug. by Mr Dad Fugger January 17, 2024
Get the Lippy Lapper Snipper Snappermug. Term for a woman in alaska that just spends a couple of years fucking and telling a man that she loves him only to take all he owns after she finds one of his friends that has more than her man does and go Fuck him for a few more years and on and on
I hope the polar bears start eating all these alakskan clam snapper up so there's not another season of Alaskan broke bachelor on the heartbreak channel
by Nipple nose October 31, 2017
Get the alakskan clam snappermug.