Shmeadly

"Shmeadly" is the inflected form of "Smead". This is the form used by sophomores in ACHS and the Biology teacher. It means, oddly enough, the exact opposite of Smead.

Nah, Smead's not a Smead, he's a Shmeadly!

by Shouryu September 8, 2004

smadds

a shorter, easier way of saying "s mad d's" or "suck mad dicks.

Matt smadds what a fag!

Yo dude you smadds?

by RIZmasta July 12, 2006

Smear Baby

When a man ejaculates on a womans chest and she smears the sperm down to her vagina, therefore getting her pregnant and producing a smear baby.

"I was an accident." "Yeah, you must of been a smear baby."

by mwood35 September 10, 2009

smear test

The most uncomfortable thing a woman experiences in her lifetime. Medical examination of the nether regions.

Sophie: I went for a smear test today.
Tina: I feel so sorry for you!

by thetoffeechick July 17, 2014

seadon

Even though black himself is completely racist. Mostly prefers black comedy.

There's a black seadon there

by 789563 January 9, 2018

Red smear scrawls

Graffiti one writes on bathroom walls after spending too much time on the toilet.

Some of the red smear scrawls in the men's room is quite amusing.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

lap smear

The annual health test that every laptop should get, sometimes leading to a repair job.

My laptop is kinda choked up right now, better take it in for its annual lap smear.

by BillyBuggy April 3, 2009