smashbombed

The word used to describe someone overly drunk or high, or a combination of those two effects.

Look at Tim, he's such a shitshow. Tim replies, I'm smashbombed.

by Tim Lemaham December 13, 2009

smartypie

Someone who is both smart, and a cutiepie.

Lisa Simpson is a smartypie, but Meg Griffin sucks.

by TheCrashYears May 16, 2011

Smart-Retard

A Smart-Retard is a certain person who is often incredibly intelligent in one major category of their life but a complete retard in another (business, family, social,etc)

Joseph is such a smart-retard ... He is incredibly smart when it comes to business and dealing with finances, but is a total retard when it comes to supporting his family.

by TyroneSlim June 20, 2016

smaldino

Mindofrez fan

Smaldino cooooool

by Mindgo November 7, 2018

smarm alarm

An instinct born of experience that tells you an insincere and ingratiating person is approaching.

Wow, I think Melania must have either ignored or totally disconnected her smarm alarm on the day she met the Orange One!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2020

Smarter than Bryce

A level of intelligence we all possess.

A: How smart are you?
B: Smarter than Bryce.
A: omg same lol

by Mr. Twinkieface August 26, 2020

smack your head beautiful

Someone who is show stopping beautiful is aka smack your head beautiful, to see if you are dreaming!

Lisa is smack your head beautiful, l took her to a party and everyone was silent when she walked in.

by I, Wreckerrr July 13, 2021