by Spoon Bandit March 22, 2004
Get the The person sitting next to me mug.A botched pseudoscience of multiversal theory that has no real backing, aside from stories. It’s effectively guided meditation along with lucid dreaming that doesn’t make much sense when you really look into it.
Person 1: I participated in reality shifting yesterday! Wrote the script and everything.
Person 2: I heard of that- isn’t it just lucid dreaming?
Person 1: No, I saw it on the internet, it has to be true!
Person 2: I heard of that- isn’t it just lucid dreaming?
Person 1: No, I saw it on the internet, it has to be true!
by Funkychicken42 July 17, 2022
Get the Reality Shifting mug.Related Words
When white people fly outta no where on their kale carpets to project themselves into conversations no one invited them to, and make it about themselves.
Black Person- It's hard for me to get the recognition I deserve bc this industry is predominately white.
White Kale Person - woah stop pitting women against each other i support you why are you attacking me (taylor swifting)
White Kale Person - woah stop pitting women against each other i support you why are you attacking me (taylor swifting)
by Lollipop1011 August 27, 2015
Get the Taylor Swifting mug.Molly: ah ha how gay is tang...
Me: yo son back it up a lil, yo sittin on my lap standin!
Sitting on my lap while standing... lol
Me: yo son back it up a lil, yo sittin on my lap standin!
Sitting on my lap while standing... lol
by BigLeet November 2, 2008
Get the Sitting on my lap while standing mug.To be weighed down by the loser traits of a freind when trying to meet members of the opposite sex.
When you go to the bars with a freind and the friend not only cannot handle conversing with the opposite sex but requires passifying and baby sitting for some insecurty.
When you go to the bars with a freind and the friend not only cannot handle conversing with the opposite sex but requires passifying and baby sitting for some insecurty.
Friend 1: "Go on an talk to her!"
Freind 2: "Not yet, I am waiting to make my move. Uhmm, so my mom says if I am going to live at home, I have to pay rent. What a bitch!"
Freind 1: "Those girls are smiling at us. Come on. If you dont come I will go by myself."
Freind 2: "Dont go talk to them or I'll leave. Besides shes not that cute."
Freind 1: "Are you serious, she is a knock out.
Friend 2: "I feel sick, I am going home. You coming."
Freind 1: "We are fifty miles from home and you drove an hour to get here. Now you want to leave?!"
Freind 2: "So, my dad says if I mow the law, I get a reduction on the rent."
Friend 1: "Your turning 40 this month, the exercise from mowing will do you good. I'm going over to talk to her. Enough of this baby sitting."
Friend 2: "You obviously are not my freind like I thought or you wouldn't abandon me like this."
Freind 2: "Not yet, I am waiting to make my move. Uhmm, so my mom says if I am going to live at home, I have to pay rent. What a bitch!"
Freind 1: "Those girls are smiling at us. Come on. If you dont come I will go by myself."
Freind 2: "Dont go talk to them or I'll leave. Besides shes not that cute."
Freind 1: "Are you serious, she is a knock out.
Friend 2: "I feel sick, I am going home. You coming."
Freind 1: "We are fifty miles from home and you drove an hour to get here. Now you want to leave?!"
Freind 2: "So, my dad says if I mow the law, I get a reduction on the rent."
Friend 1: "Your turning 40 this month, the exercise from mowing will do you good. I'm going over to talk to her. Enough of this baby sitting."
Friend 2: "You obviously are not my freind like I thought or you wouldn't abandon me like this."
by Yehoshua611 November 1, 2007
Get the baby sitting mug.A term meaning commonly used to mean overweight and lazy, as the act of sitting on one’s thumb implies that they aren’t doing any work and are “flattening” the finger with their weight.
John: “You have been doing nothing except sitting on your thumbs all day, that’s why none of the other employees like you and you’re clinically obese.”
by wordsmith113 July 20, 2021
Get the Sitting On Your Thumbs mug.a term used by Little Wayne that means "I am sitting in the car". but realistically there is only one way to say i am sitting in the car. and that's "I AM SITTING IN THE CAR"
Bill (calling Wayne): "hey man whats up? where are you?"
Wayne: "I AM SITTING IN THE ASSHOLE YOU BITCH!"
Bill:" this is why we can't be friends, because you say things like this..."
Wayne: "I AM SITTING IN THE ASSHOLE YOU BITCH!"
Bill:" this is why we can't be friends, because you say things like this..."
by nekura511 August 2, 2009
Get the Sitting in the Asshole mug.