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shagpiece

a boy or girl with whom an individual just sleeps with randomly with no other basis for the relationship than just sex.no strings, no commitment, no emotion, just a bit of fun
hes not my boyfriend hes my shagpiece
by loopyloo December 24, 2004
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Shampiddle

The same thing as shampee; that is, bottles of shampoo that somebody has mistaken (either unintentionally or intentionally) as urinals.
I know you hate your next door neighbour, but did you *REALLY* have to uranate into his shampoo, thus converting it into shampiddle?
by Telephony October 23, 2010
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scarpia

The attempt to undermine the happiness of another due to intense envy or jealousy. Adjective: scarpic
The more successful he became the more his rival's scarpia drove them to try and sully his reputation with character assination and malicious gossip.
by Vergelimbo September 3, 2006
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Shampiss

The aqueous substance that is the result water being added to a miniscule amount of shampoo remaining in the bottle to make use of that last little bit and extend the amount of time before more needs to be purchased.
Will you please pick up some Herbal Essences at the store today? I've been washing my hair with fuggin shampiss all week.
by OfficeBoi May 24, 2011
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sharpie penis

The image of a penis that is illustrated on face with a Sharpie pen while the person is passed out from intoxication.
Frank passed out from too much alcohol so we drew a Sharpie penis on his forehead.
by Karina73 November 23, 2013
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Morning Sharpener

(noun) An alcoholic beverage, typically one standard drink (0.6 oz pure ethanol), consumed at the start of one's day. The intended goal of a morning sharpener is, as the name implies, to "sharpen" one's mental accuity, mood and motivation. However, much like getting high before a stressful, high pressure event, it often has the opposite effect.

Similar to irish coffee, morning joe and wake and bake.
"What's up with Joe today?"

"Oh, he ran out of sauce for his morning sharpener. He's feeling a bit twitchy, is all."

"Poor bastard."
by CredibleHulk84 September 20, 2017
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the devil's sharpie

Sometimes when I wipe... I'll wipe and I'll wipe and I'll wipe... a hundred times. Still Poop, still poop. It's like I'm wiping a marker or something. That's the devil's sharpie.
I think I just used a whole roll of toilet paper thanks to the devil's sharpie.
by jihadonU September 22, 2014
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