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Selena Homez

A girl born and raised in Texas with career as a singer/actor on Disney Channel. Named the one and only girl on Disney who hasn't gone mad or turned into a complete slut like the others (ex.Miley Cyrus, Cheetah girls, Demi Lovato etc..) Seems perfect, is a good role model and has terrible taste in clothing. 18 years old and is one of Hollywoods #1 and supposingly "cutest" puma (young cougar) due to her sexual relationship with Justin Bieber while they both refuse to admit it. Pictures of her and Justin surfaced on the internet of them out on a walk, holding hands and kissing on a vacation with him feeling up her booty. Even though all of this evidence points to them having a relationship she still claims that they are just "good friends" and that he is like a "little brother" to her. Well, I wouldn't let my brother kiss me and feel my booty anyday, nor would I go around and mak w/ just anybody who I was "just friends" with. Though she's been through 3 relationships that we know about already (Taylor Lautner, Nick Jonas, David Henrie) I still believe she is an amazing person, but needs 2 watch what she's doing before she AND Justin get all these crazy fan girls mad because of their denial and lies to there fans who they claim to love. BTW she should stick to acting, because her voice isn't that great.
Girl 1:OMG!! Did you see those pics of Justin & Selena!!! STUPID BITCH!!

Girl 2 : I KNOW!! This is worse than Jasmine Whoreleggas who can't close her leggas!! Gosh, I wish Justin would stop jumping from girl 2 girl, its driving me mad.

Girl 1: Tell me about it *sharpens pitchfork* ok sister Biebette, lets go kill Selena Homez.

Bunch of Beliebers: ONWARD!!!!
by heyy_its_another_girl March 6, 2011
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Selena Gomez

Selena Marie Gomez is an amazing woman who is inspirational and talented. She was born on July 22, 1992 (24), in Grande Prairie, Texas. She is Alex Russo in the Disney show Wizards of Waverly Place. She is the opposite of Alex Russo, whish shows how talented she is (playing a role in which she is not identical to). These roles could be hard for some people, but for Selena, no way! She is a great actress and a great singer! She has played roles in about 29 shows and movies. She has 5 albums so far: Another Cinderella Story(2009), Slow Down (2013), Stars Dance (2013),For You (2014), and Revival (2015). She recently canceled her Revival tour due to her disease, lupus. She has a disease called lupus which is a chronic disease that can come and go. Selena is very caring of her fans and everyone. She has the most inspirational speeches and songs. She is the most followed person on Instagram, and she's not self-centered about it. She's beautiful and has the most amazing smile ever!! She is the youngest UNICEF ambassador. She even has her own clothing line called "Dream Out Loud" which she made for girls who can't afford expensive clothing. She drinks straight olive oil to protect her beautiful voice. She is amazing and the most wonderful person I have ever seen! Personally, Selena is my role model and her speeches and songs have inspired me and have taught me how to love myself. She is so smart and just amazing as a human being!
Selana Gomez is a real role model for everyone!
Who doesn't love Selena Gomez? No one!
by Zaebreale Oldfield December 19, 2016
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Seminary

Seminary is a fun class for both youth LDS members and non-members ages 14-18, who want to learn more about the gospel. The members are encouraged to do Seminary and this class is normally before school. Sometimes the teacher can be really fun, and they may even get off topic a lot. (Like mine for example.) However, Seminary can be a wonderful experience where you can become closer to God and feel the Spirit.
"Are you coming to Seminary tomorrow?"
"Yeah totally I wouldn't miss it, especially with our teacher!"
"Cool see you then!"
by Kelly Christine November 29, 2014
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Salinas

Farming town filled with Mexican has a gang problem but it will go down soon when the homie get rid of these skrapz
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N ALL THE OTHER NORTENO VARRIOS I FORGOT SSHHAAOOWW .:: XIV 14
by EastSide93905 June 27, 2016
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Salinas

Salinas is your generic ghetto-ass farming town. Unless you enjoy speaking Mexican and getting shot at by illegals, then you should probably avoid this shithole.
Soy de Salinas.
by HydroII August 17, 2010
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Selena Gomez Haters

STUPID. They HATE on Selena because she is dating and kissing Justin Bieber, well guess what Bieber fans that hate Selena, you have NO chance with him, and if you were a true fan, you would be HAPPY for him? I love Justin and Selena and support Jelena 100%! They both CRY because of the hate! So I suggest you STOP, because they are normal people just like YOU!
Selena Gomez Haters: I Hate Selena Gomez, she took my man!
Jelena Supporter: You never had a chance with him anyways?
by OneSelenaBieberDirection January 8, 2012
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