Secret Message

while you are getting some dome you spin around so that your dick is tucked between your legs and pointing directly behind you. then get down on all fours(hands and knees) then continue to copp dome. Then just as your about to blow your load the giver turns his or her head so that thier ear as at the tip of your penis and then let 'em get the secret message!

"come over here, i got a secret message for you"
or:
" sh!t i hit her so hard i made her deaf!"
"how?"
"i gave her the best secret message shes ever had!"

by Had-One-Once April 20, 2009

gsheilds's work secretary

A female that will go out of her way to do your dirty work.

backup
dutyworker
heather went out of her way to do jim, the boss's dirty work.
Boss: wow gsheilds's work secretary is really stepping up to the plate cleaning the table, and sucking the loli's

by fcsbcms4life July 9, 2010

Secret Cow level

Its the cow level in Diablo 2. People used to be able to whore this level to hell until patch 1.10.

Now its "lets whore baals minions"! good job blizzard you fucking idiots. I mean really, i enjoyed the constant mooing!

The Secret cow level was fucked by blizzard in patch 1.10

by E=MC^2 November 21, 2004

secret fag

A drink named after John Stamos.

man:"I'll have a John Stamos please."
bartender:"Secret Fag coming up!"

by ItBurnsWhenIPiss October 17, 2008

secret sex

Sex you don't want anybody to know about. It has to be kept on the DL because of any number of reasons: you're embarrassed (coyote ugly), you don't want your boss to know, you're a cheating bastard and you don't want to get caught, etc.

"Yo, Smiles, did you hear that Mr. Ed and Toto are having secret sex?"

"No way Ldog, that isn't happening!"

"Oh, don't worry, it is. Apparently, Mr. Ed is afraid his boss will find out. As if Quatals would give a shit!"

by Toridragon July 25, 2006

Secret Gaygent

Someone who seems like they're straight but infact they're gay.

Guy 1: Yo check it out it's Niel Patrick Harris
Guy 2: You do know he's gay...
Guy 1: What! Everyone knows NPH gets so much pussy!
Guy 2: That's what it seems like - he's a secret gaygent.

by Simon Pearl May 7, 2008

secret moses

the jewish version of secret santa, created for people who feel left out during office holiday parties because they cannot participate in the act of gift giving disguised as santa claus.

this year everyone in the office will play the game 'secret moses', where we all give someone else a gift for festivus, christmas, hannukah, or kwanza.

by kyle popov December 8, 2009