A window licker who works with computers. See also windows licker for Windows specific screen licking.
by James Law December 11, 2007
Tech TV show for people who would never pass as techies.
They teach idiots how to cut and paste. Sometimes, they tell you how to do something wild, like change your video card . . . then forget to mention voltages.
Then, they encourage the stupid to try bigger things themselves, thus drumming up business for computer shops.
TechTV is for people who can't handle a soldering iron.
They teach idiots how to cut and paste. Sometimes, they tell you how to do something wild, like change your video card . . . then forget to mention voltages.
Then, they encourage the stupid to try bigger things themselves, thus drumming up business for computer shops.
TechTV is for people who can't handle a soldering iron.
by Huhk February 20, 2004
As you are receiving a blowjob from your partner/girl you just met, you must be smoking a cigar, and just as you are about to climax,blow smoke into her eyes so she is blinded!! and then ejaculate into her face, making her blind for a second time !!
by TheMightyBeef August 31, 2012
Screen Gems is the programming service which brought us the scary ass logo consisting of a red S and a yellow background. Better known a the S from hell
by UltimateDoge June 17, 2022
The act of stealthily masturbating behind two distracted video game players and ejaculating on both of them. Bonus points for headshots, quickscopes, and 360 noscopes.
Gary and his boyfriend were playing Halo all day so I splitscreened them while they were in sudden death. Even got a headshot on Gary.
Beth keeps split screening Dave and I, maybe we should tie her up in the basement.
Beth keeps split screening Dave and I, maybe we should tie her up in the basement.
by Simian187 February 11, 2014
In certain video games, such as in Mario, when the screen is moving and you die from being trapped between the moving screen and an object.
by Ben Rie August 04, 2008
a person who in video games will look at the opponents' screen to gain an unfair advantage. NCAA Football is a big game that screen cheaters tend to bastardize. screen cheaters always go bonkers if they are figured out and tend to swear on their mother's proverbial grave to disprove any notions. they are the absolute worst and will end up saying the next morning that they were drunk and did not remember anything about it.
James: Branyan you screen-cheating little bitch! that's five plays in a row that you put your defense exactly where my play is going!
Branyan: I AM NOT A SCREEN CHEATER I SWEAR ON EVERYONE!
Branyan: I AM NOT A SCREEN CHEATER I SWEAR ON EVERYONE!
by Turner Proverbial September 28, 2010